reblog and put in the tags what your total number of notes across all original posts are from this site. it also gives you your top 9 posts.

your assigned pokemon kin

your age + the day you were born x the month you were born

the total is your pokedex number

mine is Marowak

spell your username without using the letters in your name

mine is ptipi

It doesn’t matter how terrifying or monstrous or deadly you make your eldritch monster, there’s gonna be a person who hauls themselves out of the sewers to tell you that they will personally fuck it.

This post has so many notes and it’s mostly people calling out their friends for being sewer-dwelling awful cryptid fuckers and I love it. Expose them.

@actually-the-devil

I headcanon Herdzians as Hispanic and here’s why;

Thank you for reading my essay on this incredibly important subject 

“your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N”

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poor, sweet “EFFERSKIM CLAYNER” will now have NO NAME thanks to this monstrous meme…

Now that I’m finally done with this project, I’m officially open for commissions! I’ve been doing knitting for about five years and am fairly experienced, so I can tackle just about any project you’d like. Pricing would be cost of yarn plus minimal hourly rate, paid half up front and half on delivery. Commissions will be given on a first-come, first-serve basis. Send me a DM if you’d like to discuss details!

First off, just amazed at this sweater! So lovely, and the detail in the cabling is just fantastic. If anyone’s looking for something unique, handmade, and beautiful, I’d say this is a good stop-off, especially with Christmas coming up. Plus the person doing these does some honestly lovely work and has always been a genuinely nice individual. Signal boosting in case any of my followers want something just that much more special!

textbook prices are homophobic

hello friend, if you don’t mind electronic versions of textbooks and committing minor acts of piracy, might i direct your attention to this website where I’ve been able to find a copy of every textbook I’ve needed, I haven’t paid for a textbook since 2014.  that website is a true ally to the gays

i hope you know i love you

i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.

when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.

maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.

is that magic??

honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.

My ankles never twist.  I’ve always been rather active, I did track for five years (all the running events), and one time while running I stepped in a hole, lost my shoe, and landed sprawling about five feet away.  I pulled my shoe on and kept running.

I have a coworker who somehow makes better coffee than everyone else even though the grounds come pre-measured and all you have to do is load them up and push a button.  I have a friend who has inch long nails that never break.  My brother can copy origami just by looking at the finished product and my mother can do the same with knots.  I knew a guy who never made an error when typing.

Maybe we all have little magics, the kind that you don’t realize you have.  Just tiny things that make your life slightly better but are completely unnoticed on the outside.

this is the cutest post i have ever read…

Nooo I’ve actually shared this theory before. Like my Dad is really lucky finding parking spaces. And I’ve never cracked my phone even though I drop it on the time and have an average case. Like what if everybody gets one trivial part of their life that they’re illogically lucky at?

“Little magics”

If you play D&D

Tag your race and class! I’m real curious to see who everyone here plays

I love how Ray Holt is portrayed simultaneously as a serious, emotionless captain as well as the most dramatic and petty person on the whole team. I live for his deadpan dramatic-ness and I’ve honestly never seen a character like him before on TV

The first time we see Kevin, he describes Holt as hilarious and the other characters are bewildered by this, but Holt has been a prankster since the beginning of the show. In the very first episode, when he was making Jake carry on with the robot impression, he was pranking him. The hula hoop incident.The fact he got so into the Halloween heists. Winding Jake up is one of his greatest sources of amusement and he loves playing jokes on people.

It’s just that no one recognises them as jokes because his face stays utterly serious throughout.

My favorite Holt prank was in the very first episode. Jake was trying to pull one on him by wearing a tie and a speedo.

Holt turned the script on him and just went “Oh. Nice. Hey, everyone, get in here. Bring a camera.”

That was the first moment I fell in love with Holt’s character, and it just got better from there.

today i got an unusual compliment about how pretty my eyes are (literally never been told that before in my life) and it got me thinking SO in the tags will you reblog: the thing(s) you are most complimented on AND the most unusual/bizarre compliment(s) you’ve gotten

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