not lockscreens but here's some life updates :-)

When your hair is wavy/curly sometimes there is a fine line between “messy romantic waves” and “evil witch who lives in the woods.”

When your hair is fine and straight there’s a fine line between “sleek and elegant” and “weasel dipped in grease”

When you’re hair is thick there’s a fine line between “gorgeous vibrant bounce” and “holy fuck it’s Hagrid”

You’re welcome.

Okay. But how do you draw lettuce?

me after using any other social media

gently pressing your head against your lover’s back while they cut vegetables, your lover sitting on the kitchen counter while you talk about your day at work and wait for the water to boil, giving them little pecks while they stir the vegetables, eating the food together, washing the dishes together… you know what i mean

Him: I dunno I just identify with the Joker on a personal level is all

Me:

This means so much to me

7 billion ppl in the world & u think i need u? lol nah

would u like a him in these trying times

I wonder if anyone has ever written about me

and here you are, continuing on, despite how hard it’s been

More awkward stuff