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patron of roadkill

@demonicalamari

Pronoun Indifferent. 23 yo. Call me Basil. Sadly livin in the USA. Queer and dating @butter-cub and @kitbear444. The header is my luxurious art. My texts are tagged #😈👾

One of these days Chocolate Guy's gonna make something that starts out looking incredibly phallic and we, wise to his tricks, will be all "ohoho! I wonder what this delightful trickster is crafting now!"

and it's just gonna be a dick

Update on my mom’s jesse pinkman obsession: she now calls breaking bad “Jesse” and will ask me “hey do you want to watch another episode of jesse and see what jesse does” i feel like he’s my fucking sibling im competing with for attention

feels like a party everyday bitch

man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….

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Would he like??? Boil his fingers before hand???

moodboard for carlisle boiling his hands to put in your ass