Awful

*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

NEWS FROM BULLSHIT CITY:

Your Friends had a Weird Discussion About Marbles

the archons have the same taste…..

bonus xiaoven. venti prefers the catboys

The knot artist....

Tell me again about "unskilled labour"

These are the coolest cleat hitches I have ever seen.

ms hina and itto at the store (og comic by mysillycomics)

Making breakfast in bed ❤ how many do you want babe?

SOMETIME IN THE LAST WEEK MY SCHOOL PUT UP A LARGE BANNER DEDICATED TO THE :-) EMOTICON

happy birthday :-) face

it’s that time of the year again everyone say happy 40th birthday :-)

This is apparently what was contained in the original message that invented the :-) and I'm obsessed with Fahlman's diction here

god damn this is a QUILT ('late day shadows' by nancy messier)

ya im complainiong about them i want the COOL PANTS not the MOM OF THE COOL PANTS

it's literally all about having a primary public gender and a secondary personal gender

clammy ganon will become a fixture to my vocabulary now. excellent

she's not wrong

Read as many times as needed

my wife, upon learning that pubes can be straight: Thats not bush,,, thats just grass

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

The Lament for Icarus (1898, oil on canvas) | Herbert James Draper

I love that he apparently got the job because he looked so pathetic that children truly believed he would be unable to solve puzzles created by a cartoon dog without their assistance.

kids really said “i can fix him”