This will give her so much confidence! This is very important

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

i expect ill be able to solve a lot of my problems once my baby brain falls out & my adult brain grows in

jimin and taehyung are only two months apart but jimin sounds like hes 12 and taehyung sounds like he’s gone through puberty twice and this is why i have trust issues 

seriously and jin is older than yoongi by a year but yoongi looks like he’s been through multiple economic crises and built a home with his bare hands or something idek

And namjoon and hoseok are only 7 months apart. Namjoon talks as if he’s been reincarnated like 8 times while hobi is still using the \@_@/ emoticon idk

and jungkook is younger than all of them and yet still looks like he can bench press all of them stacked on top of each other

bonus: half a heart

i washed my face yesterday why am i still mentally ill

when you talk about your feelings:

when you start making jokes about cum:

remember that time jungkook had to make jimin say “please stop it” but he failed because jimin let him get away with everything

i hate when personality tests ask questions like “how would other people describe you” listen bix i already agonize over this at every moment of my waking life and i dont need u bringing it up in this my area of escapism

@ohsuga

LOOK HER IN THE EYE WHEN SHES TALKING TO U

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Sir Ian McKellen attended the Evening Standard Theatre Awards in London, Nov 13.   

Reblog Fairy Godmother Ian for all your dreams to come true.

moonlitwitch:

I LITERALLY SAID “Elizabeth Bathory tried that already and it clearly didn’t work” ONLY FOR ME TO SCROLL DOWN AND UNEXPECTEDLY SEE THE ATTACHED BATHORY PICTURE, I’M SCREAMING!

Love

Okay but like. They’re not talking about bathing in the blood of murder victims or whatever… They’re talking about old folks having an amount of degenerated brain function renewed after exposure to an injection of plasma from a young person. Right idea, wrong… execution.

fun fact

im weirdly knowlagable in the history of soda i dont even drink soda why do i know so much about it

coke and pepsi taste different because coke was invent before refrigeration so it was designed to be drunk warm, while pepsi was designed after refrigeration was invented so it was designed to be drunk cold. as a result the tastes are different but if you drink pepsi cold and coke warm theyll taste the same.

Why the fuck do you know this

i honestly have no idea

coke’s recipe was originally green but the designers made it brown so it looked more like tea

Had they never seen green tea?

i dont even know if green tea was invented in 1886 but they wanted to make the public more open to eating the fizzy drink

Green tea was invented in the 13th century and made up 22% of the tea thrown off the ship in the Boston Tea Party 

alan i know about soda not green tea

i will trade u information abt bees and carrier pigeons for information abt the history of soda

no one knows where the origin of the name ‘7up’ started but it did have a mood stabilizer in the original recipe found in present day anti-depressants

i want facts about bees and carrier pigeons now

Carrier pigeons come from a species of Wild Rock pigeon, and their flights could be as long as 1800 km and were used as early as 3000 years ago. 

You know in old cartoons where a character throws a beehive at someone, and you think ‘lol, but that wouldn’t work in real life’. Turns out it would, and did. People used to lob beehives at the approximate location of the enemy forces to expose them. 

this is amazing thank you

why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call him beast … id hide in my room all day too if my employees started making fun of me..

If my manager decided to pull some rude ass shit with a witch and got me living the next ten years of my life as an immortal singing toaster oven you can bet your ass I’d wake him up every goddamn morning with a flaming panini directly to the face. rise and shine, you ugly fuck, time hear a song

I call this one, “ode to an inconsiderate pissbaby” and the first 9 verses are just me screaming at various decibels