I wasn't going to post this, because this was like my first attempt at drawing these assholes, but here we are. The brother is Tim. Btw. Because I think Tim would be the one to go to jail.
Imagine the neck strain of looking up at the batcomputer for hours
How the tables have turned
Batman is just constantly taking paternity leave from the Justice League. Not sick leave, not family emergency leave, or any leave that would suggest its one of his current kids that need him
Somehow, Diana is responsible for the Justice League having paternity leave. No, she doesn’t have kids of her own, nor is she a man. But I just know she said, one day, “Bruce, go home and TAKE CARE OF YOUR KIDS” and from that day forward—
people think Batman is the vicious attack dog Superman has on a short leash. absolutely, incredibly wrong. Batman has Mr. “I love sunshine and save puppies from trees” on a leash that consists entirely of him saying “Kal” in a low tone because Superman can’t handle a perceived threat to Batman without absolutely losing it, red burning eyes and all.
I adore the headcanon that the Bats are basically the only thing holding back their respective Supers from tearing the world apart.
Someone insults Damian under his breath and he's squeezing Jon's hand to keep him from chucking him through a wall.
Kon is one second away from setting Jason on fire at all times despite the fact that Tim couldn't give less of a fuck about anything he did or could do or is doing
Duke, Jason, Damian and Cass who only knew Kon and Tim during their "I would burn down the world for you" era asking the rest of the family how Tim missed their obvious chemistry, how he's been oblivious to the person he's been in love with since the day they met.
Steph, Dick, Bruce, Alfred and Babs, who all got a taste of their initial Young Justice years where Tim was one second away from framing Kon for murder, just exchange amused looks.
I bet you work at the anti-soup kitchen, which steals soups from the poor.
Yeah, I do. What’s it to ya?
You piece of shit
We just like soup
Sorry to everyone who’s enjoyed the last 130 years of science and culture journalism, but Disney needs the money to fund Toy Story 9
Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.
petition to shorten "classic literature" to "clit"
my local bookstore did this with their classic lit section but now no one can find it