Demolition Man (real)

(Justin Trudeau) He was kicked out of the restaurant because of his support for Israel and the genocide in Gaza.

happy no november! this month i will be doing nothing 🧘‍♀️

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

GIRL you are GLOWING! GIRL you are RADIOACTIVE! GIRL it's FATAL!

When your bestie works in the wristwatch factory

wait hold on i gotta look something up

what the fuck

it fucking sucks that getting impaled """kills you""" they should at least give you one freebie. i would look soooo sexy and boyish getting martyred on the spear

gender conceal. you knew and now you don’t

I fucked up

yes, you may think this happened because i left the can in the freezer overnight, only to abruptly awaken to a blast that shook my home,But I am a man of science and am not so easily convinced by such claims. Not when so many other factors were at play. The only logical thing to do is to repeat the conditions of the experiment two more times to ensure reliability and detect outliers. My hypothesis is that this one wont explode

GOOD HEAVENS

I wanted everyone to think im a cool and fun summer guy:(

but obviously i am just a stupid smelly scientist… back to the laboratory i guess..

Perhaps one more try… in the name of scientific integrity…..

GOOD HEAVENS

basically

TikTok update where the app won't open unless the user is wearing earphones

what else does this fish suggest

Swapping the butter out for mayo when making a grilled cheese

'yeag' is a typo to YOU but to me she conveys a feeling that 'yeah' does not

Who else is in the “I probably won’t be able to afford tickets for the upcoming green day tour” club?

“We need more weird queer people” Y’all can’t handle 90% of the ways multigenders label their sexualities

body types are not inherently butch or femme btw

happy fat hairy femme friday

"why hasn't anyone on tumblr been to the club" this is the disabled people with no social lives website

if i could go to the club do you really think id be spending my time answering tumblr polls

Shoutout to the folks who wish they could be feminine the way men are feminine, and shoutout to the folks who wish they could be masculine the way women are masculine.

Me in a random tag: weeeeee this is so fun!! I love looking at all the cool art and posts wow.

An 18+ untagged self insert reader fic that involves multiple kinks, is thousands of words long, and isn’t under a read more:

shout out to autistics who get angry when they’re overstimulated. who want to hit. who want to bite. i love you. you deserve love and care too. you are not less valid or autistic because you dont have stereotypical symptoms.