They are studying us in petri dishes
WHEN WAS SOMEONE GONNA TELL ME THAT TUMBLR IS RUNNING ADS ON REDDIT RIGHT NOW???
Watching the difference between the Twitter migration mentality vs. the Reddit migration mentality is fucking hilarious.
Like, when Twitter users started moving over here everyone was pulling out all the stops and bringing back old fandoms that they were into and basically firing rent lowering shots by being super cringey.
And then all of the sudden when the Reddit refugees start showing up we're like, "ah yes, pull up a log and gather around the dumpster fire. We'll teach you how to not get killed by people hunting down bots and carve out a little area for you guys to relax and get used to the site before we throw you into the deep end of this hellsite that we call home. Tomorrow is Let Papyrus say Fuck day so you can prepare for that if you want. You want some hot coco and a blanket?"
Thinking about 13 Latvias again
I genuinely belive this is the funniest fucking thing we will ever get from reddit
You gotta love that Tumblr is on the rise because of Twitter and Reddit going down, and not because Tumblr has actually done anything to really improve its website.
I personally kin with a website that accidentally and coincidentally fails upwards.
The site that wins simply by remaining upright.
We are literally this meme, posted eons ago, in our ancient texts.
We already have written our story, our destiny, in the art we forget.
[Batfam member finds out Tim Drake figured out Bruce Wayne was Batman because Dick Grayson Robin did a quadruple somersault]
Batfam: lol Dick only did that because he is so extra
Me [vibrating]: trapeze artists tried unsuccessfully to nail the quadruple for 70 years because the flyer picks up enough velocity on the spins that they reach 80 miles an hour and hit with so much force it can dislocate the shoulders of the person trying to catch him and rip the skin off their hands in big flaps
the flyer would hit so hard the people attempting it would box and slap their hands against wooden blocks to toughen their skin and hitting a quadruple in the air magnified the power behind tiny nine-year-old Dick’s strikes to the point where it could have probably stunned a metahuman and this was probably a large reason behind his ability to be a crimefighter at an earlier age than any other person in the DC universe and in this essay I will
How dare you leave the emoji somersaults of doom in the tags
Let young Dick somersault into his parents killers
currently sad that famous writers don’t gather around campfires and all decide to write horror stories like they used too
what if we broke the cycle of violence and got brunch together
what if we continued the cycle of violence. and got brunch together.
life on earth isn't all too bad but I'd be lying if i said i wouldn't leave in a heartbeat if it meant i could be some woodland creachure in a fantasy setting
i don't want a career i want to be a blupee
I am going to stomp you to death with my hooves
Our beautiful home
after a long day of doing laundry for the entire neighborhood, i walk into my kitchen and cook an amazing gourmet feast, which i then eat entirely while crouched in the corner set aside for dining. afterwards, i tuck my son into solitary confinement before making the long trek down the master bedroom hallway to bed, where i settle in with my wife who just finished bathing in our second bathroom's indoor swimming pool
Anonymous asked:
you are grounded, for til cock
FOR TIL COCK????????
Injects your blood with beautiful helpful critters
This is how live vaccines work
[I.D: A big supermarket fridge full of different kinds of energy drinks. A snapchat-style caption reads "At the apothecary contemplating which elixir of wakefulness to purchase..." End I.D]
I wanna do something nice.. say something you appreciate about the person you reblogged this from!! even if it's smth as small as their profile photo :)
sometimes i wear socks in the shower just to feel something
My dentist never gives me feetie warmers.
You’re probably not likely to claw the dentist’s face off.
You don’t know that