me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

people confusedly talking to corporations on the internet is the most prime comedy honestly

“If you are in this to see change in your lifetime, get out now.”  Love this story.

This is powerful but I would add, please don’t get out now. Now we need you. We’ll keep needing you. Small change and big change are possible to see in your lifetime but that’s not the only reason to protest/resist/act/advocate. Please seek and demand positive change because it matters now and it matters later. 

me @ me

HAPPY INDIGENOUS PEOPLE’S DAY!!!!

Hand kissing is sacred, high romance and I think we need to revive it

GUYS. Please watch this show.

happy columbus day

horoscope: sometimes you be breathin

me:

me: okay but how did they know that?

watching an actress in full makeup pretend to wash her face and then pat dry her still fully contoured cheeks for an acne wash commercial

when i was 13 i had no idea what make up looked like on. media literacy is important

I especially like the makeup remover ads where she takes off her lipstick, to reveal lighter lipstick underneath.

or the commercials for razors with women shaving their already baby smooth, waxed legs

This is such a surreal, dystopian thing about our culture. We literally treat the natural female body like its obscene. No wonder girls grow up with so much self loathing when they feel as if their own skin is incorrect.

normalize crying in public! maybe i just wanna let out some ghibli tears in this ikea, idk u don’t know my life! catch me crying between some lamps

Wasn’t iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rest because same

I just realized my phone corrected Icarus to iCarly because I type iCarly more than Icarus okay thanks

I thought this was just a god tier shitpost

“Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn.” — Unknown Author

everyone: why are recidivism rates so high this is inexplicable everyone: felons aren’t allowed in public housing everyone: felons don’t get food stamps because people with criminal records don’t need food everyone: let’s not hire felons. ever. everyone: let’s require felons to have jobs as a condition of parole everyone: what if we just… take 100% of felons’ income for their fines, parole fees, and child support everyone: felons on parole aren’t allowed to talk to other felons. what do you mean “in this neighborhood most men have a criminal record” I don’t know I can’t read suddenly everyone: felons can’t vote or serve on juries everyone: never mind felons can vote but only if you pay hundreds of dollars in fees. this is not a poll tax because of reasons everyone: WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE COMMITTING CRIMES. IT IS PROBABLY BECAUSE OF THE MIND CONTROL PROPERTIES OF SAGGY PANTS

They’re becoming self-aware