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booty shorts that say “I’ve learned that our choices always matter to someone, somewhere. And sooner or later, in ways we can’t always fathom, the consequences come back to us” on the ass
if 90% of dishonoreds setting was going to happen in real life at least there could have been a coven of plant witches living in an aesthetically run down mansion far away from the plague ridden areas that welcomed women fleeing from their oppressive lives that’s all I’m saying
If 90% of dishonored’s setting was gonna take place is real life there also could’ve been some old guy in a red coat killing rich people :/
If 90% of dishonored’s setting was gonna happen in real life there could at least have been a bastard twink who dresses like an MCR reject to give me magic for being pretty and interesting :\
heres some low quality shitposts after not drawing for over a month
castle // halsey
[Image ID: Two images of C3PO from Star Wars with lyrics over imposed from Halsey’s song “Castle”.
Image 1: “I’m headed straight for the castle”
Image 2: “They wanna make me their queen”]
cats will be like "mreep" and every human in the vicinity will be like yes maam youre so right you know everything we love you
fullmetal alchemist. fullmetal alchemist is a japanese manga series written and illustrated by hiromu arakawa.
“A lesson without pain is meaningless. That’s because no one can gain without sacrificing something. But by enduring that pain and overcoming it, he shall obtain a powerful, unmatched heart. A fullmetal heart.”
so in an among us game the other night, a player in chat said “does anyone want to get married?”
and bc i was in it for shits and giggles, i said “yes”
he asked where we should get married and i told him we’d meet in comms, which was right at the end of that round. we started the next game, ran to comms together and danced around each other for a minute, which constituted our marriage ceremony. he then proceeded to just run around with me as we did tasks, which amused me to no end, and in out first body report meeting, he exclaimed, “I’M A MARRIED MAN.”
and then, inevitably, an impostor ran right up to us and murdered me. my new video game husband immediately reported my body.
everyone voted blue immediately, successfully avenging me
and then. the twist. my husband got caught murdering.
I think Self Shippers need to kick it up a notch and have Fictional Enemies, make a self insert whose life goal is to beat the shit out of a canon character
This is the the funniest fucking tag I’ve seen on this post yet