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@demigoddessqueens

alie, 27, film & tv, i write stuff // INBOX OPEN pfp by @tired-lime // STAND WITH THE WGA
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Anonymous asked:

can you do a smut nswf for Dracula castlevania.... please 🥺

Sure, what exactly did you have in mind?

I’ve written an alphabet and some headcanons

Rapture, more like Rapture my ass- sorry it's just, Miguel looks so gorgeous combined with the symbiote.

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LMFAOSJSH I’m flattered ,,,???? Thank you??

Low key after doodling more (and some very fun discord convos) I’m thinking this could actually work as a more full au so !! You might be seeing more of this weirdo . I hope you enjoy these in the meantime !!

I’m basing the symbiote off classic Spider-Man lore of amplifying the most toxic traits of oneself, so combine that with Miguel’s constant guilt and martyrdom mindset….. yeah

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I was gonna say “what you think he had insurance???” but 1) at least in the early aughts to mid-teens, NY was one of the less excruciating states to get medicaid in, and 2) he was a minor and it’s a LOT easier to get medicaid for a minor, especially when said minor’s legal guardians are retirees on fixed incomes I’d wager.

So yeah they’re all just fuckin dumbasses! I love them.

This is why I think it would be peak comedy for the radioactive spider to be of a non-venomous species and for there to be a scene of a new Peter Parker/Spiderperson looking up the spider’s features or posting a photo to an identification subbredit before being informed of the fact that nothing will happen

entemologist reddit: oh yeah, that one’s venom isn’t strong enough to cause anything other than a bit of localized pain at the bite site, no worries.

Peter Parker the next morning, stuck to his ceiling: Well someone fucking LIED!!!!