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Taylor Swift has dated 14 boys in the last 4 years. If not for the sheer number of boys, this might be unremarkable. But dear reader, look closer: what is 14 divided by 4? 3 and a half. Every year, Taylor Swift dates 3 and a half boys. Where are the other halves, Taylor? It just doesn’t add up.

Omg

"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

“I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.”

This literally

astounds.

this whole thread us fucking gold i’ll tell ya what

This is why we need sex education

How do these people live in society

i swear taylor swift dated more guys then i have followers on tumblr

I feel sorry your follower count is so low maybe it’s all the slut shaming :(

DEVONNE BY DEMI: UNBOXING AND REVIEW | 12 Days of Christmas (Sydney Bolen)

whats better than this

im laughing so fucking hard my mom just texted me telling me to shut up

Don’t shop at best buy, AT&T or Sears. Not because there is anything wrong with their company but they rejected my job application and i’m a little mad at them. 

I love my girl

But she doesn't even tell me she loves me

I wish I knew what you want from me.

i hope laverne cox is having a good day

dan’s hair: (◡‿◡✿)

dan’s eyes: (◕‿◕✿)

dan’s lips: (o⌒．⌒o)

dan’s dimples: ⊙ω⊙

dan’s smile: (ノ*゜▽゜*)

dan’s collarbones: (ヘ。ヘ) 

dan’s tummy: (゜▽゜;)

dan’s hands: (⊙ヮ⊙) 

dan’s bum: (¬‿¬)

DAN: °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

…and, last but not least, I would like to thank the education system for fucking up my mental health so thoroughly. I couldn’t have done that without you.

You know, It’s kind of depressing that so many people relate to this.

what about sunday

sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus