A big fan of Girls

saying “be safe” like a spell that’ll protect them

love everyone in the tags saying “it is” you’re right

jokes about english teachers overanalyzing books have done detrimental damage to society

at this point when I see one of these jokes online I start frothing at the mouth

so why again were the curtains blue?

me and your mom picked them out

Dawn dish soap ads pass that duckling around like a blunt

Kids were talking at photo retakes. I asked a kid their name. Another kid blurts it out. Kid one asks how he knows their last name.

"Because it's your tiktok handle."

Yall, teach your kids not to use their full legal name as their handle on social media.

Welp, Asian women did try to warn us about the “foxy eye” trend that goes as far as to include actual plastic surgery and now Ariana has pretty much monolids.

She even is getting paler.

I guess she got bored with Blackface and has moved on to Yellowface..

lmao….

I’m gonna scream at that side by side comparison…

Still fucked up how they temporarily removed danny devitos verified check on twitter for siding with striking workers that was crazy

introduced my mom to pirating websites now she’s watched “so many movies I haven’t seen in years! for free!” and she wants me to “tell your internet followers about this!”

she does want me to warn you “don’t click on those ads with the very pretty ladies!” and that “please tell those lesbians on the internet not to fall for it!”

Happy November!

[bugs bunny meme with the words "I wish all NaNoWriMo writers a very good luck, coherent thought flow, and adequate word count all month."]

My friend sent me this no context

I want what they have (tiktok handle says @dimitribeauchamp)

@emilyronnie​

why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????

alright one sec

hey it says i gotta have my mouth open for this one boss

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

Other slashers must be so jealous of the Candyman. Imagine going to your monthly slasher meetings in your weak little human skin mask while Daniel Robitaille strolls in with his massive fur coat and chiseled jawline purring about his victims. How lame would you feel...

today i learned what mitski named her album after