Tereza.

This video has no chill….. (X)

It’s too good not to reblog.

“learn how to take a joke”

why don’t you learn how to make one

so seven years of verbal harassment in the classroom later he found out snape wanted to fuck his mom and now he is the bravest man he ever knew wow. wow. beautiful

Rape survivor pens stunning letter to Stanford survivor

Delaney Henderson knows how the Stanford survivor at the center of the Brock Turner case feels, because she went through a similarly harrowing ordeal. Henderson took to Facebook to tell her story and show the woman at Stanford she is not alone. Nearthe end of her post, Henderson says one call changed her life. 

“YOU DONT NEED TO WEAR MAKEUP!”

I’m crying..this is my new official response to every boy who’s ever told me they liked me better without makeup 😂😂

Im fucking dead

It’s funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side, my roommate sleeps on her back, my ex sleeps with everybody. That sorta thing. 

my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

The fucking caption on the picture is the funniest part though

The villain still pursues her

hey no offense but [just starts screaming]

Jodi Picoult (via quotemadness)

She sleeps a lot because her dreams are prettier than reality.

i sleep a lot because i have Depression

i want someone to just be happy over me. happy to see me. happy to hear me. happy to know me.

*has break down and is fine 5 mins later*

If you marry someone from a criminal family, your in-laws are outlaws.

I like pose #15 the best!

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