Some soft pastel-ey Scorbus 💙💚
A million years old angel and a 40 years old hunter will be out there acting like teenage girls having a crush
i cant hang out i have to write out my entire paracosm because it’s getting too complicated even though i am the only one who is partaking in it but i still need it to make sense as if others would be able to read my daydreams
The writers strike could impact your favorite show! A season might get cut in half causing the writers to send the main character to hell instead of saving him. He might have to be rescued by an angel the next season, whom he will have a homoerotic relationship with over the next ten years, shaping the culture of some blue website and changing the way people receive world news for years to come!
castiel should've had more accidental pretty celestial things happen to him. his shadow should have a hint of his wings all the time, he should look luminescent in the night compared to other people like a faint glowstick, lights should gather and form a halo in his presence, he should get rainbows above his head when it rains, lightning should always hit him when he's around and it should just make his eyes glow for a second. birds should seek refuge in his hair, butterflies should rest on his halo. animals should bow to him whenever he passes by. flowers should face him on the path he walks.
someone write this
castiel should've had more accidental pretty celestial things happen to him. his shadow should have a hint of his wings all the time, he should look luminescent in the night compared to other people like a faint glowstick, lights should gather and form a halo in his presence, he should get rainbows above his head when it rains, lightning should always hit him when he's around and it should just make his eyes glow for a second. birds should seek refuge in his hair, butterflies should rest on his halo. animals should bow to him whenever he passes by. flowers should face him on the path he walks.
the dedication to immediately start posting destiel gay sex the moment we find out misha collins is back on this site after being gone since 2016 is truly commendable
quacking in my boobs over this
QUAKING
BOOTS. FUCKER
I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid
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misha, scrolling through his tumblr for the third time that day: jensen the lesbians are kinning you again
jensen theyre calling you well. i cant. i cant say the word just come here and look
Sad! He can say 'bisexual' but not 'babygirl'?
We Are Calling Him A Dyke
two men could literally fuck in a marvel movie and it still wouldn’t be gay rep to me. sorry
guy getting fucked: he's behind me, isn't he?
ENOUGH ABOUT BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE FUCKING COMET IS COMING
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You seem to care a lot about trans people for being cis yourself
local internet dumbass discovers what empathy is
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i wanna cut you open and look at your organs
take me to dinner first
three thank you for asking
unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here
runner up
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choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you
Lean your head forward, preferably to knee level, and let the water kind of drain out of your mouth. When your are able to, take deep slow breaths. No heimlich maneuver or physical assists from somebody else should be used beyond this, otherwise you could vomit and escalate the issue. Its about keeping the larynx open. Hopefully this helps.
Reblog to fucking save a life.