Our theme is “responsibility” at my school right now, and many students have made posters. This one is my favorite:
A+ VENOM CHARACTERIZATION
Y’ALL. We have one of those cling film covers in our bathroom window for privacy and in the afternoon when the sun hits it just right, it makes rainbows, right? And today my wife sends me the best pic she’s ever taken:
Guys do u know that one meme where there's a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^
I FUCKIBG GOT IT RAAAAAHHHHHHH 💥💥💥💥💥
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the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.
the anniversary of the library paste man’s death is today
I was born on library paste mans death day
One legend dies and another is born
oh ostrich, we’re really in it now
Big Bird and Snuffalupagus IRL.
really doubt the ostrich is enjoying being used as a pillow by Heavy Baby but she can’t DO anything about it because Heavier Mom is probably standing just off-camera
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"Quivering" is my least-favourite word in the english language. Nothing and nobody should be quivering. If you're quivering right now, stop that shit immediately. Tremble or shake if you must but the quivering has to stop.
“Sunset over the Grocery Box,” by me. The view from my father’s front yard in January 2014.
“Sunset at the End of My Driveway (Excluding Pavements Covered With the Shite of One Million Dogs)” by me.
“Sunset from My Front Yard Taken on an iPod Touch in 2010″
“Sunset in Nov 2021 Taken in the Parking Lot of the Pharmacy”
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“sunset from the parking lot of the diner taken on an iphone 5 in 2016”
the view across the road partially eclipsed by house, 2017
Taken from a stepladder putting up Christmas lights
-2014, front yard
“Brewing Storm on an Evening Commute”
And “Finally, no Power Lines”
-Sept. 30, 2020, passenger seat of a moving Buick
Behind a near-defunct mall in super small-town OK. HUGE rays.
Park And See The View 2020
(it took seconds to happen)
Waiting for The Pharmacy Line to Move, 2021
Outside the McDonald’s Drive-Thru Window, 2018
me when one of my girlmutuals posts about how they got a little coffee beverage or took a nice walk or started a book they've been meaning to read for a while or otherwise found meaning and joy in simple pleasures
Prehistoric Planet finally gives us the True Rival to the Tyrant Lizard King and it’s NOT a Dinosaur.
Absolutely amazing scene, I am consistently impressed with how this show does fights between prehistoric creatures. There’s been more action and physical confrontations in this season but every one of them feels totally natural and like a real animal interaction!
Idk I just love to see dinosaurs that have like, a Normal Animal level of self-preservation instinct. Like, could a T. rex totally wreck a Quetzalcoatlus in an all out brawl? probably yeah. But also is it worth it for this particular individual? probably not, and so he retreats! I’ll take this any day over a Dino Fight™ that’s basically just a kaiju battle.
Also yeah just to illustrate the sheer scale of Creature that is going on here:
Here’s a guy
Doing a 100% run in Skyrim is hilarious. I'm a vampire, a werewolf, a cannibal and a vampire hunter. I work for the empire and the rebellion. I just became archmage of the college I enrolled in two days ago. I'm the leader of the Blades, the Companions, the Thieves Guild and the Dark Brotherhood of Assassins. Yesterday I cut a ghost's head off and it died.
I'm Thane of every hold in Skyrim, but all the Jarls hate my guts. They call me a miserable wretch and then offer me the nicest house in the city. I personally assassinated the Emperor, brought him back as a zombie and successfully negotiated a peace treaty with his generals while he wandered around the room snarling and moaning. I've gotten married to every single eligible bachelor and bachelorette in the country and they keep saying yes even though my previous spouses all died mysteriously while getting hit in the head with my enchanted war hammer. I'm pretty sure my horse is a daedra.
Everybody says the elder scrolls are powerful artifacts from before the dawn of time that have been lost to history, but I have two of them in my backpack next to my collection of severed witch heads and a couple of pies. The pies are a treat for my adopted children whom I love with all my heart, I haven't seen them in a while because I forgot which of my mansions I left them in. I have pledged my immortal soul to five different daedric princes.
I'm a serial killer. I'm a legendary hero. I'm an abomination in the eyes of gods, men and mer. I'm a delivery boy.
I am Dragonborn.