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DELTA 9-7

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Just call me Delta. I am here for the good stuff.
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My Favorite Loki Fanfictions ⚔

Fluff : 🌺    Smut : 🔥    Angst : 😭    None : 🌲    Jötun Loki : 💙

Incorrect Quotes : 💫

The crossed out titles are for me, they are the texts I haven’t read yet.

If you like these characters don’t hesitate to check the new arrivals, I update every day according to my reading.

One Shots :

🌺 : My Darling - The One With The Pillow Fort And Lovestruck God - The Warmth Of Worthiness - Cafes & Couches - The Beginning Of Something Great - The Adventures of Loki and Peter : Peter the matchmaker - Wash It Away - Circle Of Protection - Be Still - A Scar Means The Hurt Is Over - An Into The Fire - Me ? Affectionate ? Never ! - That’s Mine - Pet Names 💫 - The Perfect Christmas Tree - The Scars You Have And The Scars You Choose - All Reason Flown - Because I Love You - Rekindle The Fire 😭 - Yule Tide - Kissing Loki At Midnight - The Nightmare - Scared - That’s Not My Name - The Secret Admirer - Lead-Tongue - I’ll Keep You Close - Vulnerable 😭 - The Jacket 💫 - Hide Yourself Away -  Bewitched - You’d Have To Pay Me - The Morning After - Tongue-Tied - I’ll Be Human - Come With Me - Secret’s Out - Beauty - Low-Key Relationship - First Kiss - I Am Not Short - Anything To Shut Up - Slow dancing - Taking Care Of Myself - Bets - Tender Spots - Scared 💫 - Under The Moonlight - Babysitting Adventure - Sucker For Pet Names - Smirk - Rediscovering - After Midnight Adventures - The Sweetness Of Wine - Singing - Show, Don’t Tell - Cold Touches - I Will Protect You - Agree 💫 - Monopoly 💫 - Butterfly’s Repose - Glitter And Gold - We Make A Pretty Good Team - When You Find Out He Is A Frost Giant 💙 - You Stole My Heart, But I’ll Let You Keep It 🌺 - Coffee Is Not A Date - Cute - Tickled Pink - Camping - The Favor 💫 - The Double Date - Strong As They Come 😭 - Feeling Is First - Valen– What Day ? - Burn - A Perfect Proposal - Water Is Not Wet 💫 - Cold Cuddling - Sex On The Beach - The Snake 💫 - How Does He React When Someone Disrespect You - L’incubo - Stay The Night - Furious ( Not For Long ) - Let Me Annoy You - Singing - Guitar - Time Travelers 💫 - You’re Back - When Life Gives You Lemons 💫 - The Soup 💫 - Fluff Alphabet - Bedtime 💫 - One Of Us - I Didn’t Realize - Pun-Proposal 💫 - Magic Butterflies - Never Let You Go 😭 - What Hunts Us At Night - Anything 😭 - Worthy 💫 - Outcome 💫 - Your Word - In His Arms - Secret Admirer - The Bargain - Never Mind 💫 - Hidden Away - Unlonely - Look At Me - Golden Hour - Exist For Love - You’re Right 💫 - My Midgardian - Not Bad As You Think - Happiness Is A Warm Bath - Silent Love Confessions - Telepathic - Far From Home - How He Would Tease His Wife For Being Short -  How He Would Comfort You If You Lost Your Self-Confidence - Driven To Distraction - Milkshakes - Wrapped With Care - Storms On Sunny Days 😭 - When You Have Separation Anxiety - Raison D’être 😭 - Milk And Honey 🔥 - Gifts - Ice Cream Kisses 🔥 - Date Night 💫 - Evil 💫 - Names - What You Keep Hidden - Muscles - Insistence - The Warmth Of Him - Falling From The Bifrost 😭 - Enough 😭 - The Weighs 💫 - A Light In The Heart 😭💙  - Beyond Bruises - The Prince’s Song - Exquisite - Arsonist’s Lullaby - Quit Dormit 🔥 - In Bloom - Pillow Forts & Couches - Wait You Forgot Something 💫 - Waking With Them 🔥 - Catch You When You Fall Apart 😭 - Come What May - The Bliss Of Chaos - Ice Cream - The Blanket - Warm Up - The Sweetest And Most Important Sound - Polaroid - Jack Frost - Second - How He Reacts When You Have A Panic Attack - Just A Game 😭🔥 - A Small Price To Pray - Fourth - Shelter In Place - First - Love Is Whatever You Want It To Be - States Of Inelegance 🔥 - Mistletoe 🔥 - Sleep Tight - Comforting After A Nightmare 😭 - Thunder - Dance With Me - Third 🔥 - Fifth - Beautiful Stranger 😭 - Raspberry Jam - Seventh - When Someone Flirts With His Wife 🔥 - Milk Does Not Belong In Tea - Adore - Nowhere Else To Turn 😭 - Ninth - When You Wake Up To Early - Loki Finding Out He Has Feeling For You - Ordinary Life For An Ordinary Prince - Serving You King 🔥 - Team Building 🔥 - When He Takes His Wife To Asgard To Meet His Parents - Luck Of The Dice - What’s The Worst ? - If This Were A Movie - I Betrayed Everyone Who Ever Loved Me - This Is McDonalds - Kiss The Girl - When He “ Saves “ You - You’re Sure ? - Breaking The Ice - Making Amends - Fair Play - Dislocure 😭 - The Language Of Touches - Enigmas - All The Stars In The Sky - Still Beautiful - Nobody Likes You - We Are Dating Loki 💫 - How To Use Daggers In A Fight - The Cactus 💫 - Moving On - His Healing Touches - Fires In The Night - Good Morning -  Du Gjør Meg Gal - Hold My Hand - Frogs - What They Call Him - Swapped - Through My Eyes 😭 - My Beauty - Get A Room 🔥 - Fires Burn and Kettles Sing - Jealousy ( With Bucky ) 😭 - The Moment When : They Got Together - Can You Feel My Heart ? - Winning A Teddy For The Other - A Month To Remember - Let’s get married - Fireman’s Carry - Meddling Friends - Text Messages -  Smile Again 🌲 - When He Discoveres Yoga - Sleepy Kiss - Sleepy Kiss ( bis ) - Abandonment Issues - There Is No Charm In Perfection ; There Is No Ending In And End - Silly Traditions - Keep Your Crow From Falling 💫 - Flirting At Work - Purpose 😭 - Up Against The Wall Kiss 🔥 - Holiday Traditions - Cuddling And Snuggling - Gold Rush - Admitting You Love Him During A Fight - Having A Tooth Hach And He Takes Care Of You - Meeting Him After Years Thinking He Was Dead - Second Chances - 7 Minutes In Heaven - Freezing 💙🔥 - When Y/n Has Wings - Kissing Under The Mistletoe - Huddling For Warmth - Your Impression Of Harley Quinn - Being A Frost Giant And Not Being Able To Touch Anyine But Him 😭💙 - When He Catches You Playing Piano On Christmas Eve - A Hundred Reasons To Smile - Reliable Liars 🔥 - Orange Is The Happiest Color - I’m A God - How Magic Works 😭 - Wait A Minute 

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Catch You When You Fall (Loki/Reader Lullabies #222)

Fandom: Marvel/Avengers

Pairing: Loki/Reader

Category: Fluff. Fluff without plot.

Rating: G

Summary: You don’t like to be touched. You don’t need to be touched. So then why, when Loki touches you without a word in the hallway one night, do you absolutely break down?

Warnings/Notes: This one was requested by @the-ivory-rabbit. It’s a little angstier/realer than a lot of the other lullabies I’ve written lately, but I know I could probably do with a really cathartic crying session right now, so… I hope this is okay!

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Catch You When You Fall

For as long as you could remember, you’d never really cared for touch. When people touched you, it...it was weird. Sometimes it made you feel all itchy and tingly, and it could be bad enough, sometimes, that it made you want to jump out of your skin. It made your stomach feel strange, sometimes: it was like it was churning and roiling and making you sick. You could feel your heartbeat in your throat, choking you andthreatening to leap out through your mouth for all to see. Other times, it made you freeze up. No matter how much you tried to keep yourself under control—tried to make yourself look perfectly normal—when certain people put their hands on you, you’d have no choice but to go absolutely still until it was over.

Being touched was weird, so, as much as you could, you shied away from it.

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Imagine having ran away from the Elven kingdom while being betrothed to Thranduil and returning
“ Where is lady Thranduil ?! I must speak with her this instant !”

You shout while making your way to the throne room where you were sure to find Thranduil.

“ Oh no..She’s back..”

Thranduil pales perceptibly and even shivers at the loud voice, knowing only one fool daring to address him this way.

“ Who is it, sir ?!”

One of the counsellors asks while Thranduil closes his eyes and takes a big breath of air before responding with visible disdain.

“ The most annoying arrogant little vermin to ever walk this earth..”

Suddenly, the door of the throne room is kicked open and you walk in with a big bright smile.

“ Hello, your majesty ! Remember me ?! How is that scar of yours ?! Still healing ?!”

He sighs loudly before ordering the other people present to leave with a slight nod of his head. When everyone is gone, he turns towards you with a fake smile.

“ Lady Y/N.. What an unpleasant surprise..!How could I ever forget you ? If I remember correctly, I swore to kill you myself if you ever dared to show your face again ?”

You ignore his barely hidden threat with a dismissive wave of your hand.

“ Bah ! Still mad ?! Me who thought you elves were all about forgiveness ?! And, if I remember correctly, I told you that I wouldn’t come back to your lovely spooky forest unless death was upon me !”

He nods and smirks before crossing his arms over his chest.

“ Well..At least you don’t have a problem of memory. You look well enough..How about you see yourself out ?”

You bite your lower lip hesitantly, when he walks past you in order to leave, before turning around and shouting.

“ Thranduil ! I’m dying !”

He stops dead in his tracks and turns towards you slowly with a frown.

“ What did you say ?”

You sigh before looking up at him with begging eyes.

“ I’m..I’m dying, Thranduil..I have been cursed by a very powerful mage. I only have a short time left and I wanted to make amends before I leave..So, please, hear me out..”

He doesn’t answer and you take that as an invitation to keep talking.

“ I wanted to apologize. All those years ago, I wounded you. But, you have to understand why ?! We were betrothed, while you had just lost your wife..I knew that it was unfair of my family to force an alliance so soon. I wanted to get away, and I knew that they wouldn’t let me leave unless I escaped. I didn’t think that you would be the one trying to stop me..I didn’t know because it was dark and I thought it was a soldier that would get me back if I didn’t fight back ! I couldn’t have known that it was you ! I wouldn’t have fought you.”

He sighs before asking you.

“ How long ?”

You frown before replying, visibly annoyed.

“ Did you hear a word of what I just said ?! Can’t you just forgive me so I can finally have peace ?!”

He turns around and walks towards you at lightning speed before yelling.

“ No ! I can’t ! Now, tell me, how long ?!”

You are startled by his sudden outburst and quickly answer.

“ 5 days ! I’ve got 5 days..”

He visibly clenches his jaw and asks surprisingly calmly.

“ Where ? Where did he curse you ?”

When you don’t answer, he grabs your wrist and you cry out in pain. He frowns before tearing your sleeve in half and looking at the rotten skin there. He softly touches it with the tip of his fingers and you whimper. He looks up at you with a worried glance before leading you to his throne. He gets out a big book that seems to be as old as the forest itself from underneath the throne and starts flicking through the pages in search for something that could help you.

“ Who was that great mage of yours ?”

You hesitate before finally admitting.

“ Saruman. I tried to steal something from him..”

Thranduil suddenly looks up at you with a raised eyebrow, urging you to continue with his eyes.

“ I..This is why I am here, Thranduil..”

You get out some kind of little blue fial and he rises up from his throne to look at it more closely, tilting his head slightly to observe it with more attention.

“ What is it ?”

He finally asks while continuing observing it with attention, tilting his head slightly to the other side. You sigh before admitting.

“ A potion of resurrection. He had it in his tour and wanted to use it to resurrect someone..I don’t know who. But, when I heard that he had this kind of potion, I sneaked inside his home and stole it. But, before I could get out of there safely, he woke up and cursed me..”

Thranduil growls in annoyance at the lack of results from his search inside the book and also, at your foolishness.

“ You fool ! He could have killed you ! Why would you go do something so stupid and reckless ?!”

He asks, visibly upset, and you can only shrug with a sad smile.

“ Maybe because I wanted to give you a chance to be happy again ?”

He frowns in incomprehension until you explain.

“ It was for your wife. It was for Evranï.”

His eyes widen in shock at her name and his eyes keep going back and forth from the small vial to your face, trying to see if you were telling the truth.

“ Y/N..Why ? Why do this for me ? Why risk your life for someone that you don’t even know..?”

You smile pitifully at him before replying with tears forming at the corner of your eyes.

“ Because that’s what you do when you’re in love, right ? You do everything in your power to make them happy..You may have not known until today but, I fell in love with you, Thranduil..I fell in love with you the moment I first set eyes on you during my first visit to your castle. You may not share my feelings, but it doesn’t mean I have to forget about them, right ?”

He was about to answer when you start coughing loudly and cover your mouth with your hand. You then notice the blood and Thranduil seems to notice too since he is standing next to you in a matter of seconds. You fall to your knees and Thranduil is there to catch you.

“ Y/N ! You told me 5 days, Y/N ! What’s going on ?!”

You smile sadly before confessing.

“ I may have lied a little..Saruman told me that I had 5 days to return his vial..four days ago..”

You had never seen the king cry before, it was so hard to imagine his perfect face stained by such vain things as tears..and yet, here he was, crying his eyes out over you. You stroke his cheek lovingly before forcing yourself to smile reassuringly at him.

“ Don’t cry, my king..This is a happy moment. I finally got the chance to help you and you will soon be able to see your beloved wife again..So, smile for me, okay ?”

You feel the intense pain gaining your heart and tighten your grip on the king’s arm unconsciously. He notices and puts his own hand on yours.

“ You silly woman..I won’t let you die. You still have so much to do, and much more to make amends for, before I can forgive you..”

He softly says and you shake your head, the words feeling like fire every time you utter them.

“ Please..Forgive me, my king..I know that I’ve disappointed you greatly, but please, forgive me so I can leave this world in peace..You can see it as a final act of mercy for a repentent soul ? I give you my life for your wife’s..A soul for a soul..I only ask for forgiveness in return..”

You implore him and he looks at the vial that you place in his hand. He then glances back at you with a sad smile, cradling your face and kissing your forehead lovingly.

“ I can’t forgive you, because there is nothing to forgive..You were afraid and needed someone to believe in you. I’ve let fear and sorrow blind me from my duties towards you. Letting you think that your life had any less value than the one of my deceased wife was my mistake. I should be the one begging for forgiveness, not you. This is why, I can’t accept your gift..”

He approaches the vial to your lips and you open your eyes wide at his intent. You close your lips tightly, knowing that if you were to drink it, the queen would never be reborn. He grits his teeths before grabbing your face and pressing his fingers against your cheeks, trying to make you open your mouth, unsuccessfully.

“ I refuse to let you die, Y/N ! Now, drink, you stubborn woman !”

He shouts, but you shake your head and wiggle too much for him to be able to force you to drink the potion with the vial. He finally sighs in, what you thought was, defeat before looking up at the ceiling and whispering.

“ I’m sorry my beloved, but I can’t let an innocent girl be the price of my selfishness.”

You frown in incomprehension until you see him drink the potion before pouring it down your throat. You try to push him away, but his lips are sealed to yours and he doesn’t step back until you’ve swallowed every last drop of the potion. Then, and only then, does he step back to look at your arm, making sure that the healing process had begun. He smiles satisfactorily at the skin taking back its original condition.

“ You see ? In a couple of days you’ll be on your feet again.”

He says, but you don’t answer and she he looks back at you, he sees that you’ve blacked out. He smiles before kissing your forehead again.

“ Sleep well, my little spitfire.”

A couple of days later :

As soon as you are awake, you storm inside the throne room with only one person in mind : Thranduil. When he sees you arrive, he smiles, but unlike his previous thoughts on your reaction when you would eventually wake up, he finds you angry and with tears in your eyes. Before anyone could stop you, you walk towards the king with determination and slap him across the face so hard that the sound resonates around the throne room. His surprise turns into anger and he was about to yell at you for your behavior when he sees that you are crying.

“ Why did you do that ?! You kingdom needs a queen !”

He suddenly understands what you are so upset about and before he could answer, you crumble at his feet. You grip the bottom part of his robe and starts sobbing, hiding your face in the piece of cloth. He sighs before forcing you to look at him, grabbing your chin between his thumb and forefinger to look deeply into your teary eyes.

“ You made a mistake.”

You suddenly stand up and yell, obviously offended.

“ Who said it was a mistake ?! I gave you what you always wanted !”

He frowns before standing up as well and glaring back at you.

“ I do say it is a mistake because you made a reckless decision that could have led you to your death ! Your life belongs to me! Don’t you dare forget again ! You’ll die when I see fit ! You really thought that coming in here and dying on my floor would make me happy ?!”

You open your eyes wide and hold back the tears that were threatening to come back. He regrets his sudden outburst nearly instantly and straightens up to add.

“ But, as a queen, you are to learn from your mistakes and make good use of them..”

You grit your teeths before replying confidently.

“ I am no queen ! I am a warrior ! I have spilt blood and done things..things that would only bring you down with me. Why want me as a queen ?”

He sighs before turning towards you with a sad smile.

” What makes a queen ? A queen learns to survive, and even if her hands are red with the blood of her enemies, her heart will always be pure, for it beats for her people. A queen can have moments of weaknesses, as any other creature on earth, but she learns from her mistakes. As I have learned from mine. Don’t you think I already thought about running away ? Leaving my duties, my son and my kingdom behind ?“

You frown before asking.

” Then why didn’t you ?“

His eyes turn grey for a moment and he looks at his thrown before answering truthfully.

” I admit that I was upset at first when my advisors urged me to find a new wife, casting aside the memory of my sweet Evranï. But, having no choice, I had to make a decision. I traveled to every land in order to find that being that would be able to take my love’s place on the throne by my side..When I thought that all hope was lost and that I would never find such a person, I found you. I saw you near the weeping willow, as still as a statue and listening to the wind with your eyes closed. I found myself wondering what you were waiting for and sat on the ground until the sun disappeared behind the hills, only then did you move and, to my astonishment, you started dancing with a sword in your hand. Your gestures were so precise and calculated, as if you could slash the wind itself in two. Only a few days later did I finally get an explanation to your particularly odd behavior from one of the villagers, you were training to slay a monster that was killing villagers in your land that nobody had ever seen, but that those who had survived described as fast as the wind. I wanted to laugh at the ridiculous theory, but couldn’t bring myself to and decided to wait to see if you would succeed, certain that nobody could slay such a beast. But then, one day, you came in the inn where I was staying with a large victorious smile, covered in blood and carrying the body of the beast on your back that had a wide range of pointy teeths and a very distinctive fur color, one that I had never seen before..Blue with yellow stripes. I remember feeling a sudden wave of pride and respect towards you. Such dedication, patience and strength are what I always thought made a queen. That day, I knew that you would be the only one I would ever accept to rule side by side with..“

You open your eyes wide at the revelation before remembering that there was no weeping willow near the castle and this is when you recall your childhood weeping willow, the one that you used to come to think and imagine what the world would be like outside of your little town. You look up at Thranduil with wide eyes full of admiration, realizing that he had always been one step ahead of you, already knowing you before you even set foot into his kingdom. Thranduil only chuckles at your startled expression.

“ You didn’t think I would let some random stranger choose the woman I would be spending the rest of my life with, did you ? Who do you think invited you to the castle in the first place ? You may have chosen me, but I chose you first, my queen..”

He suddenly kneels on one knee in front of you and you blush vividly before hitting his shoulder.

” Get up ! You could have told me ! I thought that you didn’t even know my name until I escaped !“

He chuckles again before getting up and leaning in so close that you could stare deep into his beautiful blue eyes. He then proceeds to whisper in the shell of your ear.

” Do not misunderstand. Try to escape again ? And I’ll break your legs. Understood, my dear ?“

You shiver at his threat and nod vividly, gulping loudly at his sudden change of demeanor. He smirks at you, satisfied with your answer, before walking towards the exit with the same usual elegance that all elves seem to possess. It takes you a while to react and when you do, you turn around to yell.

” Hey ! Come back here, you tall drama queen wannabe ! I’m not finished with you yet !“

He only laughs before replying with a sing-song voice.

” Welcome home, my queen !“

You huff in annoyance, but can’t help smiling at the end. King Thranduil wasn’t an easy elf..But, you wouldn’t have him any other way. He made you keep going and even if he was harsh in his lessons, you knew that the harsh truth was always better than sugar-coated lies. During your many travels, you had met many different people in many different lands, but none ever compared to the elf king who could be as cold as ice, but also as hot as the sun that shined high in the sky. He always was one step ahead from everyone and even if you were to rule by his side until the end of your life, you would surely never succeed in understanding him.

He suddenly stops in the corridor and turns towards you with a knowing smile.

” Well ? Aren’t you coming ?“

You smile and nod before running towards him.

” Thranduil ?“

You would later ask.

” Yes, my queen ?“

He answers before looking down at you while you smile devilishly at him.

” Since I am to become queen, does that mean that I can call you lady Thranduil all I want now ?“

He sighs exasperatedly before rolling his eyes playfully.

” I would rather not, especially in front of my advisors or subjects..but when have you ever taken my opinion into account ?“

You laugh happily before closing your fingers on his hand.

” Who knows ? Maybe I was following your plans from the beginning ?“

He chuckles before smiling mysteriously at you.

” And how did you come to this fascinating conclusion ?“

You look back up at him before replying.

” I just remembered that I was wearing the fur of the beast the night that I escaped..As you said it yourself, of a very “distinctive color”, one that nobody could have mistaken..“

He understands and grins at you.

” Looks like I’ve been exposed..Well played.“

You smile widely before winking cheekily at him.

” A queen knows how to learn from her mistakes..“

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𝑩𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒆 (Thranduil X plus size/midsize reader)

𝑨/𝒏: Hey, my little elves! As I saw that you liked my thranduil one-shot so much, I decided to create a series, I hope you like it!!! Remembering that my requests are still open, please enjoy, because reading your interest makes me want to write more and more.

𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔: Menstruation, fluff, Comfort, slight NSFW? Its just spicy, but i think you gonna like it!!

𝑾𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒔: 2445

𝑹𝒆𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒃𝒚: None!! well request by me to me XD and for @sharinkashaf

You knew that you couldn't hide from his gaze for much longer, but you didn't want to have to deal with your insecurities or emotions, you were afraid that he would feel repulsed as your body, but you wanted to be with him, you wanted to be close to him so that his touch, his look would take all your fears and pain away, but you couldn't, you knew that if you heard his sweet voice purring your name, you would fall apart, you would burst into tears and that's exactly why you had been avoiding him for two days. You would walk through the most remote corridors, so as not to have to face him, you would feel bloated, sick, insecure with your body, sensitive, and moreover you didn't want to be a burden to him.

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𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒖𝒎𝒏 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒎(Thranduil X Plus size /midsize reader)

Hey my lovely elves and hobbits, i hereby publish my first one-shot of the most wonderful king of all medieval times, as you know from my other stories, english is not my first language so i would appreciate it if you don't mind if you find any mistakes! Thank you @sharinkashaf for requesting my first One-Shot of Thranduil, and I wish you all a good read, reminding you that my requests are still open!

𝑾𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔: fluff, and a bit of spice in the end, but nothing explicit or nsfw, just fluff

𝑾𝒐𝒓𝒅 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕: 4000

𝑹𝒆𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒚: @sharinkashaf ♡♡

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What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

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takineko

I haven’t seen this post in like 3 years

IT’S BACK IT’S STILL ACTIVE

Dude I remember this post back when I didn’t even have Tumblr. This is great.

This legendary post… on MY dash? Dang.

I FOUND IT

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Prompt: “You don’t have Christmas plans, so why not come home with me?”

Requested by: @jaskiershoe

Pairing: Greg Lestrade x Gen!Neutral Reader

Taglist: @sharinkashaf

Triggers: None         Words:  1,313

As you showed up for work, you started setting up your desk to begin working. Noticing the mail in your bag you forgot you had picked up, you looked through it as you sat down at your desk. Stopping on an envelope from your parents. 

Opening it up you smile at the cute Christmas card inside. Opening it, you read the handwritten note from your parents; feeling a sense of guilt and sadness as they expressed their disappointment that you could not make it home for Christmas this year. 

With lack of funds and the workload that came up, you had to tell them you were unable to make it. You really wanted too, but had no way to get around it. You knew they understood, but felt guilty for not being able to return home. 

As you read over the card again, you had failed to notice Greg walk over and stop in front of your desk. He watched you for a moment, seeing the sadness on your face as you read the card in your hand. 

“Bad news?” he asked, gaining your attention.

You jumped slightly at the sudden voice breaking you from your thoughts. Looking up at Greg it took you a second before you processed what he had asked “Oh, uh, no, just a card from my parents. They’re just sad that I can’t make it home this year for Christmas” 

“Oh, I’m sorry about that.” he commented, with sincerity in his voice “Why don’t you request time off? I’d be happy to give you some?” 

You smiled at him “I appreciate it, but I’ve used almost all my vacation days; and besides, I cant afford the trip home this year.” Greg nodded his head in understanding, seemingly also getting lost in thought for a moment  “Uh, so anyways, did you need something?” you asked, changing the subject. 

“Oh, I just wanted to check in on that case-files you are working on”

“I’ve completed the Market case-file, it’s on your desk; and I’m hoping to finish the others today”

“Good good” he commented “Back to work we go then” he jokingly commented before he left your desk, heading to his office.

You watched as he walked away; your thoughts momentarily distracted as you focused on the heavy beating of your heart. You silently chastised yourself for the feelings you had for your boss before trying to get back to work. You were colleagues, and friends; nothing else. 

A couple hours passed as you sat at your desk working when your phone buzzed. Looking down you read the text;

Greg: ‘Are you busy?’

You felt your heart jump at the text before pushing the feeling away; it was business; it’s always business. 

You: ‘Just doing some paperwork, why?’

A moment passed before you received a reply. 

Greg: ‘Come see me in my office; I need to ask you something’ 

You: ‘Alright, be there in a minute’ 

As you rose from your desk and made your way to his office, you wondered what he needed to ask that he couldn’t do it over text. 

Entering into his office; you smiled at each other before you sat down “What’s up?”

Greg seemed to study you for a moment before he cleared his throat “What are you doing on Christmas, since you can’t go back home?”

You were a little thrown off from the question before wondering if he had work for you “I have no plans; I thought I might just stay at home; do you need me to do something for work?”

“No no” he replied quickly “Ehh, I was just wondering..that is; since you don’t have any Christmas plans, why don’t you come home with me?”

You rose your brow at the same time he corrected himself “That came out weird. What I mean is, I don’t have any plans either; and I thought maybe we could get drinks or something; maybe get some food. It’s never any fun being alone on Christmas” 

As the surprise at his question settled you wondered why he was asking you, out of pity? You smiled “You don’t have to feel bad for me Greg-”

“Oh no, it’s nothing like that I just mean…we’re friends right?” 

“Oh, uh, yeah, we are” 

“But we hardly ever hang out outside of work except with the other members of the team. I just thought you might want some company, but if not then that’s fine”

“Id love to” you replied quickly “It sounds like fun” you smiled at him.

He returned your smile “Good, great; we can make a day out of it.”

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After having made plans with Greg; you had remained nervous all the way leading up to Christmas. You and Greg had spent Christmas Eve with Sherlock, John, Molly and Mrs. Hudson; but what you would do the day of Christmas still remained unknown to you. But you knew you would meet up at a cafe that morning for some cocoa or coffee. 

When you did meet up, Greg greeted you with a hug, and a ‘Merry Christmas’ before you both sat down to have a nice breakfast together. 

After eating you both made your way to a Christmas festival in town; spending most of your day walking around and enjoying the festivities. The day seemed to go by quickly before you went to a market to buy some food before heading to Greg’s house. 

Once you arrived, you set the mood with some Christmas music before you started to cook yourselves some dinner. The whole day, you couldn’t help but feel like it was one long date. So you constantly had to remind yourself that you were just friends. 

After dinner, you sat around a fire talking and laughing about past stories and Christmas dinners with family and the pertaining drama. As you took a drink, Greg sat up “I think it’s time for your present”

You were shocked by the sudden announcement “What? Greg you didn’t have to get me anything”

“What?” he called from another room “It’s Christmas, of course I did”

He came back in with a small wrapped package, but you held up your hand “Well, if you insist”

He cocked his brow as you grabbed your bag, reaching in and pulling out a wrapped present. Greg chuckled as you smiled “Well, we think alike then huh?” he asked as he gave you your present, and you handed him his. 

You smiled at each other as you opened your presents. Your smiled widening when you unwrapped a nice leather journal paired with a fancy ball-point pen. You realized that Greg must have noticed how full your previous journal l had gotten. 

Greg opened his with a laugh as he unwrapped the nice monogrammed cuff-links you had gotten him. Knowing that he had recently lost his.  

“This is so nice Greg thank you”

“And thank you very much, these are much nicer than the ones I lost.’

“Well you better not lose those” you laughed. 

“I promise” he set raising his hand up.

After sitting for a little while longer, you decided it was time to leave, the night having gotten much darker as the snow began to fall. 

As you put on your coat at the front door, Greg came and stood in front of you “One more thing”

You met his eyes, yours filled with curiosity as Greg smiled and pointed up. Looking up to see what he was pointing at; your heart skipped a beat when your eyes landed on a bundle of mistletoe hanging just above the door frame. 

As you looked back at Greg you were caught off guard when he suddenly reached out, pulling you towards him, and pressing a kiss to your lips. Melting into the kiss for a moment before you both pulled away. Greg met your eyes and grinned “Merry Christmas Y/n.”

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Premise: Greg and the reader go to the readers dreaded family Christmas dinner; Greg intends to prove that he can handle it; so that he can officially take the reader out on an actual date.  (Date included) 

Pairing: Greg Lestrade x Gen!Neutral Reader

Triggers: None        Words: 1,455

Second Part Requested by: @panagiasikelia​, @sharinkashaf​, @jaskiershoe​, @the-ducks-umbrella​ , and @wxitelxly

Stepping out of the car you looked at the decorated house; the Christmas lights twinkling on the outside porch, and the sound of conversation and Christmas music coming from within.

Greg came and stood next to you as he observed the house as well “Look’s cheery” he commented as he glanced at you, seeing the apprehension on your face. “Do you really think it will be that bad?” 

You glanced over at him and sighed “I love my family, but they can be overbearing at times”

He nodded his head “Every family can be overbearing. And besides, being the new stranger at the table, I am sure there attention will be off of you and on to me.” 

“Maybe. Or, we could avoid all of it and leave and say we got a flat” you smiled.

No” he chuckled before grabbing your hand and dragging you to the front door.

The door swung open before you were even able to knock, your mother greeting both of you with enthusiasm and a smile; pulling the two of you inside. 

After introductions and formal greetings; followed by small talk; you were all sat down at the dinner table. Your heart was pounding in your chest as you wondered how the night would go. 

Greg, feeling the unease coming from you, patted your leg from underneath the table; seemingly to comfort you; which he did. You gave him a small smile as everyone began to eat.

Sat at the table was you, Greg, your parents, your aunt and uncle and two cousins. All of whom lived in a different area of the world. They came to visit at this time every year. They spent a large majority of the night talking about their recent travels. Your aunt commenting on the food that she cooked for the dinner; almost insisting she be congratulated on it. 

But half way through dinner is when the focus shifted to the two of you, when your father finally spoke up “So, Greg. Isn’t there a rule in the force about dating your team members? Or is the reason Y/n never brought your relationship up because it’s still a secret?” your cousins let out small ‘oohs’ at this as your father smirked.

You and Greg both stopped, glancing at each other for a moment before Greg let out a dry and somewhat nervous chuckle “No sir, there is certain paperwork that can be filed after your…relationship is confirmed and accepted by our higher-ups.” 

Your father nodded his head, seemingly accepting of the answer, but this lead into more questions from your cousins about various areas of your work, cases, how stressful it must be, and how it might strain a relationship. 

Actually-” you broke in “I think it is better to date someone in the field, it’s harder when you are with someone who doesn’t understand the stress of it.” 

“Exactly” Greg agreed, smiling lightly at you. 

“I still think you should have gone into the family business” your uncle commented.

Greg hesitated as he felt the shift in the room; he glanced at you, seeing how your face fell; looking at the others he saw that all of their expressions changed.

Your uncle looked at Greg “Don’t you think that family should be more important Greg? I mean, being a police officer is fine, but, our family business is very important as well, I think that Y/n would have been better off if they’d have joined in like they’re cousins. Quite disappointing really.”

Greg saw from the corner of his eyes, your knuckles whitened as your grip tightened on the napkin you were holding. He felt a sense of anger pulse through him momentarily.

Clearing his throat he made direct eye-contact with your uncle “But I think England as a whole is much better off now that Y/n is a police detective” your uncle opened his mouth to speak but Greg cut him off, continuing “Family is always important; but I would think that someones family would care more about each others happiness. And all respect to your family business, but I think Y/n is much more suited to saving peoples lives and making London safer for they’re family. Don’t you think that is important as well?” 

All the while Greg spoke, he never raised his voice above a tone of casual conversion; but, there seemed to be a dominance behind it, telling your uncle that Greg did not agree, nor liked what he said. Your parents and cousins felt this as well, and all stared at Greg, impressed with his demeanor.

You watched him as he spoke, your heart swelling as he defended you as your Uncle seemed to fight for words. He finally replied a simple “Yes, I suppose that is important as well”

Your mother decided to break in as well, talking to Greg “Though I worry about Y/n, I do certainly feel safer knowing they are working to protect us. And I feel much better knowing that you two are together, as I think you will help to keep Y/n safe, right?” 

Greg smiled “Of course. Always” he looked at you, quickly winking, making you smile.

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The dinner finally ended, with decent conversation, a few more prying questions as to your relationship, and only a few more degrading comments from both your aunt and uncle, all of which went ignored. 

As you left the house, your father was saying goodbye to Greg as your mother pulled you into a hug, whispering in your ear “He’s a keeper”.

You chuckled as your heart leapt at the sentiment “I know. Goodnight mom”

As you walked back and got into the car, you and Greg sat there for a moment before Greg looked over at you “So? How’d I do?” 

You smiled “Much better than I gave you credit” he chuckled as he rubbed his hands together, trying to warm up from the cold air outside. “Thank you, by the way, for defending me against my uncle. You have no idea how many times I’ve heard those comments. That was the first time anyone was able to shut him up and stop him from going on forever about it.” 

He chuckled “You’re very welcome. But, you know what this means right?” You gave him a quizzical look as he grinned “I won the deal. You, owe me a date” 

You laughed as he started the care and began driving “Right, yes, you won.”

“How about now?” 

“What? Now?” 

He nodded “I could go for something hot, coffee, tea maybe. Besides, no offense to your aunt, but that food was very bad” 

You laughed as you nodded your head in agreement, after a moment you looked at him “Alright, where to then?” 

“Well, on our way here we passed a 24-hour cafe, how about that?” 

“Sounds good”

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As you sat in the quaint cafe, each with your hot drinks and a small dessert, you laughed about some of the questions and comments made at dinner. 

“That dinner definitely tops the ones from years before, I actually enjoyed this one” you smiled.

Greg returned your smile before speaking “Well, I’m sure the next one will be better.”

“Ugh, I’m already dreading next years”

“Oh not next years, I mean the Christmas dinner for just you and your close family. Your mother invited me”

You stared at him for a moment “She did? When?”

“As you were saying goodbye to your father. I said yes by the way”

“You said yes? Don’t you have plans?”

He shook his head “None that would be better” he smiled.

Returning the smile you weren’t quite sure what to say, feeling a sense of shyness come over you. Sensing this, Greg spoke up “Why don’t I take you home now? Its getting late” 

“Oh, sure” you agreed.

The rest of the ride back was pleasant, as you discussed various things. Before you knew it you were pulling up to your flat.

Greg walked you to the door before speaking “I think next time I take you out, it will be for longer. That didn’t feel like much of a date” 

You smiled “Next time?”

“Yeah” he grinned before taking a step closer to you “You aren’t getting rid of me now” he smirked as you smiled letting out a quiet chuckle. Quickly he leaned forward, pressing a sudden kiss to your lips, catching you by surprise. When he pulled away a grin spread across his face “Now I think that makes it official.” 

“It?” you questioned quietly, a small smile on your face. 

Us” he whispered.

You hummed in amusement as you stared at each other for a moment before both of you simultaneously leaned in for another kiss. 

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