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Outer Heaven

@delsinsfire / delsinsfire.tumblr.com

My destiny is my own.

I know I’ve been thinking in English for years and exclusively write in English and have sold my soul to the English language because it fucks, actually, but German remains the superior language for memes. No English phrase can match the sheer hilarity of saying even something as simple as “Läuft bei dir.” The best form of humour is just pronouncing common words in a weird tone/accent that really underlines how fucking funny that word is in the first place. Making up compound words that get exponentially more ridiculous is an art. Comedy peaked at “Sweet, ein Bausparvertrag” and no translation could capture the innate comicality the German language alone adds to this statement.

obsessed w this guy on the elden ring subreddit people have been telling stories about. they were summoning for the hardest boss in the game and came across a sign for a player wearing nothing but a jar on his head called "let me solo her" and when people summon him this dude is pulling the cleanest fucking kills youve ever seen. he came forward on the subreddit and posted a gameplay vid and it is the smoothest nine minutes of elden ring on the planet

if you ever see a summon sign in these games for a player wearing no armour you get that person immediately bc whatever theyre about to do it is going to be insane and you have to see it

updates: for reaching 1,000 malenia kills they gave him a whole ass sword

in the time it took to get through customs he reached 2,000

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been replaying DS and after finishing 1 again I have a bunch of stuff I wanna sketch… I went to ao3 the other night tho and stumbled on the couple of gwyndolin/solaire fics there…completely blindsided me with how much I love the idea of this ship and so it cut to the front of the line of my sketch queue, lmao (and also now I’m dying that there’s only two fics of it, plz I need more content…)