Telepathic aliens enjoy that humans will "play music" for hours at a time. When it's too mentally quiet on deck, they just announce the catchiest song titles they know and the humans will start thinking about it automatically.
The humans hate this so, so much.
Zorf: Human Steve, can you please play that song I like, the one with all the females
Steve: what
Zorf: A little bit of Monica in my life
Steve:
Steve: mother fu--
Percy: *Being threatened*
Percy: YOU DON'T SCARE ME, BITCH!
Percy: IM ONLY SCARED OF TWO PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD AND THAT IS ANNABETH AND MY MOTHER!
Annabeth: *Also being threatened*
Annabeth: JOKES ON YOU, FUCKER! I'M ONLY SCARED OF ONE PERSON IN THIS WORLD! AND THAT IS MY BOYFRIENDS MOTHER!
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Danny’s parents don’t take the reveal well. They promise to hunt down phantom and and fix there baby boy. The king Phantom must be possessing Danny. He must be after information on the mortal realm to take it over.
This leads to Danny on the run.
Now he has access to the resources of the realm. He also never tells anyone he left amity because his parents were hunting him down. He just told them he wanted to travel like Ellie.
He earns money and whatnot by selling extinct or near extinct ingredients. Stuff used for spells and other hard to find items. Ghost in the realm are happy enough to tell him where they hid there stashes and the realms plant life is all extinct plants. Those that died out.
This leads to him meeting Zatana and other magic heros (if they have a bad vibe he won’t sell to them). He avoids John. He’s received numerous warnings about the soul seller.
He is in the middle of a transaction when Jack and Maddie locate him. They then proceeded to capture him all while screaming about “fixing” him.
Danny shockingly enough had been concealing his identity. They didn’t need to know he was only 15. And of course he was wearing a device to hide his ecto signature.
During jack and Maddie’s attack. Both his disguise and device are ruined.
Now the magic user knows Danny is at least a partly human child and the king of the infinite realm. Who is being attacked.
Tim gets his hands on Jason’s helmet and hacks the voice modulator to sound like Hatsune Miku.
Feared crime boss Red Hood uses it anyway.
Tim does not stop there; Jason must have a limit and Tim plans to find it, even if that means another murder attempt he'll barely survive.
So far, the Red Hood has sounded like a rotation of anime characters and, on one memorable occasion, Darth Vader.
Jason finds it hilarious and it's driving Tim insane that he can't get under his skin
PLEASE- imagine this great hulking terror of a man appear out from one of Gotham’s shadowy alleyways, advancing on some poor idiot breaking the Rules, casually twirling a knife, faceless helmet glinting in the streetlamp-
☆〜“Thought I told you not to fuck with kids on my turf, (uwu)!”☆〜
Laughter erupts from people you can’t see, you’re not entirely sire if you’re dreaming, Red Hood’s STILL GOT THE KNIFE-
What do you even DO?
#Tim *has* to code something into the helmet that beeps out the sweear words#Like it's for 1 or two voices not all#Red Hood in a high pitched voice and suddenly there is this long drawn out beep and several short afterwards Yes, @bloustorm ! Jason would realise he was censored and then curse more automatically. The only thing that annoyed him, but then he'll just get creative about it. Tim could edit the code to pick up on the around-about swear words, but it also risks him censoring Jason when he's trying to speak to a civilian in a serious situation, or relaying a plan to another bat--
Additionally:
Jason takes advantage of the beeping, and uses it to curse IN MORSE CODE
Imagine he shows up to one of Riddler's little games, and the man's goons start losing it. Because, not only does he sound like Nero Claudius from Fate series, but he's also very visibly cursing in Morse Code, once he realizes his voice modulator is censoring him.
Every new idea someone adds to this post brings me so much joy because I can SEE the chaos slowly evolve over the course of like a month.
Even more suggestions for voices from notes/me:
sometimes i forget most people don't know that birdhouse shapes aren't just for shits and giggles and that birds actively prefer and even need specific shapes to nest in
So which ones need the Frank Lloyd Wright ass houses?
the ones that make 240,000$ a year by making other birds work in their warehouse for 5 sunflower seeds an hour
cyborg: *shuts down*
green lantern, screaming: PUT HIM IN RICE
My dad’s Apollo the god of the sun
We’ve never seen his face, I guess that’s fun
And then his chariot shows up at the crack of dawn
Oh noooo
It would be fine, if he had taste
All he sings are haikus, and they’re not even paced!
