Cameleon

me holding out my neck to the vampires: come get yall juice

credit

Omg this is so beautiful!!! I Love this! 😭

this always makes me cry lmao

Crying

My heeeeart 😭

This makes a beautiful difference in so many ways

boot up, Bitch

whenever i see parents walking with their baby andtheyve got their baby between them i get so emotional im not describing it well but like this

i ran out of space for the other one so theyve only got 1.5 parents but its fine

my parents used to do this to me when i was little - they’re both pretty tall, so they could easily swing me between them. my mom told me last week that once, after a pretty hefty snowfall, they were walking somewhere with me swinging me back and forth, as usual. because it was cold out i was wearing gloves, so on a pretty hard forward swing, i slip out of my gloves, flying through the air. i landed in a pile of snow

people saw. my mom still feels bad for laughing

baby slingshot

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roomba.

he monch

writing something without autocorrect 

my kink is seeing money go into my bank account

my morning routine:

professor: *sends out an email to the entire class about some assignment* 

me:  

Thank you, Carrie Fisher.

Carrie: specifically asks women

Man: talks

Carrie: Shut the fuck up I wasn’t talking to you

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

Bedtime cuddles

look at this fucking baby

i can’t fucking believe this wtf wtf wtf wtf

You’re 0-2 is my new favorite shade.

A genuine question - how can you wake up and think to yourself “I’m hella proud to be American”?