transtwinpeaks
Voted wettest sounding video on tumblr
Me: wettest sound?
*turns on sound*
Me: oh. Yeah. That’s a wet sounding video
I need an umbrella to watch this video
my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m
arabic poetry is so beautifully yet painfully romantic, i mean “they asked “do you love her to death?” i said “speak of her over my grave and watch how she brings me back to life" and “because my love for you is higher than words, i've decided to fall silent" and "it is not enough to say love in Arabic, you must say 'be the thing that buries me'" could have got jane austen crying and shaking
funniest addition to the hunger games films was katniss grabbing peeta by the scruff like a misbehaved chihuahua. ..just man-handled all five foot five inches into that wall.
yorickesque-deactivated20220501
‘how do I download pdf’: laughable, obvious shorthand for completely tech-incompetent old people
‘how do I edit pdf’: deep mystery our top technologists are still working on to this day
villains are so funny when they start begging for their lives like "ohhhh but if you kill me you'll be just as bad as me" dude you killed all the good guys it's only us murderous cunts left
