*News of Caesar being killed spread around town*

The seer that warned him it would happen:

you can tell this website is autistic as hell because someone posts a video with a mildly catchy phrase in it and no one shuts up about it for an extended period of time. or image even. image with a mildly catchy phrase in it even. we love phrases here on tumblr dot com love to repeat them. due to the autism

1-800-ARE-YOU-SIPPIN?

yeah I've seen this gif before. don't care, I'm gonna reblog it. as long as there is a 0.00000001% chance that me reblogging this will result in even just ONE new person seeing this gif, that's all I need. it's kinda why I'm here. I'm gonna do what I came here to do

same-thing-every-day gimmick accounts as a form of absurdist art

same-thing-every-day

gimmick accounts as a form

of absurdist art

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

always remember, friend,

now go in peace

This meme was inspired by the piece "Lucky 10,000" by Randall Monroe.

[ID: “One man’s [“Yeah, the Time Knife, we’ve all seen it” meme] is another man’s [“Was anyone going to tell me?” meme] /End ID]

internet heiroglyphics

In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

There's too much going on here

Wait, it got better.

He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:

For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.

It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton

“do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair” still living in my head rent free

how to make a popular tumblr post:

sorry didn't hear you i saw the word "penis" and blacked out

put the post down

NO

STOP

CEASE THIS ACTIVITY AT ONCE

then work for it

you want this to be a 10k post? then queue this shit up for years to come. drown your poor followers in this post reblogged 57 times

earn that 10k

@hexagonal-wizard you’re famous!

/&

Ampersands: 0

Beats Current Record: No

The gimmick blogs have entered the fray

I am afraid

guess what

The potato gimmicks are coming too.

This post is potato approved 👌

I also approve of this post!

Me too ♡♡

Uh Oh.

Woag Shiatbcrasg

gfuel what

Wgat the fuck in characfed want me ro cosplay fucjjjn

Cupid or somebring??????’mmn

THE NEFARIOUS WIZARD HAS ARRIVED TO THE PENIS POST!

Advancement Made: "Haha"- Penis

Yay, genitals. Gross.

MONEY, MONEY, MONEY-

Curse of:

Damn

HA NOW YOU GOT TH3 3PPRBCU IN ON IT WAIT WHY DO I KNOW THAT WORD

Trans pride flag colour picked from op's profile picture!

TENNIS BALLS! UNITE!

quick someone write a haiku to get the haiku bot in this as well

quick someone write a

haiku to get the haiku

bot in this as well

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

literally cannot believe "first ever live action omegaverse show" is not bigger news on tumblr

The live action omegaverse show about racecar drivers!

It's not just A/B/O, it's Isekai A/B/O.

My mistake, these are two different live-action Omegaverse shows.

Pit Babe is a Thai show about Omegaverse racecar drivers.

Couple Or Not is a Chinese show about a guy being Isekai'd into an Omegaverse parallel universe where he's mpreg with his Alpha rival's child.

WHAT

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I love how every single Georg post observes the original's typo

i like that you said "observe" instead of "preserve," implying this has religious importance.

When you're writing and you suddenly realize you don't know what happens next

When you’re writing and you suddenly realise you DO know what happens next

When you’re writing and you realise you have to write what happens next

When you’re writing and

you realise you have to

write what happens next

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Cannot Stress Enough how important it is to read Howl’s Moving Castle written by Diana Wynn Jones immediately after watching Howl’s Moving Castle directed by Hayao Miyazaki. When he made the movie he was of course upset with war and thus included it in the film, but you gotta understand. You really Gotta Understand. Every time in the movie where Howl turns the door dial black to travel to an absolutely hellish warscape? You know where that same dial takes him in the book? The Real World Country Of Wales

He goes to his sister’s house to play rugby and have a drink with his mates. His sister is like “you fucking loser get a JOB” and Howell is like “I have a job, I’m a wizard!” And she’s like “FUCK OFF”

I am compelled to admit that between mental health masturbatory devices and other bizarre things that I have been advertised, I am intrigued.

my favorite thing about tumblr ads is when they don't explain what they're actually selling, at all

I didn't edit these screenshots

embrace vagueness

my prof just explained on the syllabus that he’s included more pionts in the class than we needed to pass, so we could skip up like?? 20 small assignments/quizzes/participation!! and still get a very high grade!!

the idea was that we could focus on assignments that played to our strengths - only do the participation stuff if we like to talk out loud - only do the quizzes/readings if we want to do the class remotely - only do online discussions if we like to talk and share opinions but struggle with anxiety in class ect.

and that’s cool enough but then he pulled up DnD character sheets with drawings he’d done of these hypothetical student player classes and how our various accessibility needs could be gamified to ‘max out’ different aspects of the class to get high grades and like!!!!!

hell yeah!!!! let’s treat accessibility in higher education not just as a necessity but as the fun, engaging, and creative aspect of learning that it is!!! I love this!!

other profs: sobbing and screaming bc someone needs to take notes on a computer

this dude: I record and upload every lecture for the paladins, monks, and rogues, but barbarians can watch them too I guess. Bards you only get one participation point per class, even if you talk multiple times, it’s only fair.

Balance

They make it look so easy, but it takes incredible skill and years of practice to do this so smoothly.