Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment
and you dont want to do that ._.
salmon is for desire
what am I looking at
I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore
o/ <- person waving
o7 <- person saluting
ol <- person raising hand
o1 <- person scratching head
\o> <- person stretching
\o/ <- woohoo!
<o> <- EXTREME STRESS, LIKE "OH FUCK OH SHIT" STRESS
orz <- the person is on their hands and knees, on the floor, god what happened to them
OTL <- same, but we are now closer to them (mb softly pat their back or something)
or2 <- the person is still on their hands and knees but they've got a fat ass now
And if you're into women instead of men, I have some great news: the same technique applies for seducing autistic women!
You can in fact use this method to seduce autistic people of all genders!
Great news! This works for ADHD people as well!
summer to-do list: unlearn internalized shame, sunbathe, read some good books
Hey (with the intention of dancing with you in the kitchen while we cook dinner)
so tell me,, have u always been silly ?
ye pretty much
A big part of cultivating creative discipline is accepting that you can't just sit around waiting for inspiration to strike and learning how to write without it, but the other half is learning never to let inspiration go to waste when it does strike.
If you've got an idea for something that you'll never be able to show to anyone else – maybe it's too personal, maybe it's too pornographic, maybe it just doesn't fit your idiom – you should absolutely go ahead and write it anyway.
This isn't a "write for yourself" thing (and there's no shame in being uninterested in writing for yourself – art is about communication!): it's a "building your portfolio" thing. Self-plagiarism is one of the most fundamental skills of any artist, and you never know what random scribble is going to turn up exactly what's needed for some seemingly unrelated project later on.
Like, it's not likely that that grotesquely self-indulgent character piece where your fandom crush inexplicably has three dicks will randomly prove to contain the missing ingredient for that novel you've been procrastinating on writing, but it can never entirely be ruled out!
just got a really interesting Facebook ad
okay so it's a brooch as it turns out, and not a blinged out lifesize skeleton
boooriiiing
one-time-i-dreamt, what would you do with a blinged out lifesize skeleton
*insert montage of me taking the blinged out lifesize skeleton everywhere, like a girliepop version of weekend at bernie's*
Hey,
Have you ever been writing and it feels like every word you put on paper is just wrong? How do you get past that?
You get all the wrong words down.
Then the next day when you have your mojo back you fix them and find some of them were the right words after all.
"Credit to the original artist" is not credit to the original artist
"Payment to the cashier", I say, as I haul a TV out the door of the Walmart
no greater tension than two mutuals who want to talk so badly but are afraid to so they like each other’s post until the end of time
• Stay hydrated, my friends! • If you are hungry, grab a snack. • Refill your water glass or bottle if it’s running low. • Get up and use the facilities if you need to. Don’t hold it!
Happy scrolling!
Art by howpeachyqueen
[Image description] Summary: a bottle of water - drink water! A simple, two frame GIF, showing a pink plastic bottle shaking left to right on a peach-colored background. It says, “Fresh Water” in yellow letters on the outside of the bottle. The water inside the bottle is pink. In a big circle around the bottle, it says: “Drink Water”. The phrase is decorated with tiny hearts. [End image description]
