Me +10 years ago: Hiii guys, I'm sorry, English is not my native language so excuse me if I make any mistakes! Tell me if I do :3
Me today: If anyone interrupts me about a spelling mistake or makes fun of my accent I'm switching this conversation to my native language, see how you manage. Kus mijn kloten, bitch.
*sticks my hand in your nucleus and swirls your dna around*
I'm a prokaryote
using a fork and twirling it like spaghetti
I'm not translating all of that
lass it's a genome
did you just
make a genome?
no joke in it
you just posted a genome sequence?
yeah, t-something bacteriophage if memory serves
why
"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess
Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?
no way i must have missed an update!
The Epaulette shark is only about 9 million years old as a species, making it the most recent branch in the shark family. And it is slowly but surely evolving into a land animal
LAND SHARK!
LAND SHARK!
WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HE COMES FOR YOU?!?!
I will give him a kiss on the top of his little head
the high king of elfhame: best known for leaving the fighting to his wife
some classic shenanigans to celebrate the end of my reread wooooo
“Sweet Jude, you're my dearest punishment” 🖤🗡️🌿
Hello there 🙋🏻♀️ Just in case anyone was wondering if I’m still alive - yes I am 😌
I spend the last few days listening to the folk of the air series again and it was a true delight so I thought maybe someone might enjoy the result of me being lost in elfhame 💖
Jude & Cardan belong to the amazing mother of all faeries @hollyblack 🖤
POV: you’re the Roach after chapter 15 of The Wicked King
Just imagine the dreams Cardan had about Jude, not even the steamy ones just how she probably entered every part of his mind so completely that she became a nightly visitor in his dreams. The person he was in the gardens with, the one who helped him find that grey cat and the one who kissed him after the dance. He would have Jude in this arms in his dreams only to wake and realize she was miles away and seemingly uninterested. That feeling of bliss and warmth falling away so fast leaving him with nothing but a name, the name Jude repeating over and over.. maybe it will help to write it down?
“hot girl era”, I say as I rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as I miss out on core experiences other people my age are having
I had a late night thought about how fandom has idealised some characters to the point where they are so far removed from the actual book they might as well be a completely different character. To me, Aelin is one of them.
This idea turned into a sketch that turned into two... and it will probably turn into more so stay tuned 💕
Characters inspired by Aelin and Rowan from Throne of Glass series by Sarah J. Maas.
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I apologise to all my mutuals for the ToG post dump (reblog dump? Idk)
“She was the heir of ash and fire, and she would bow to no one”
You know something? Aedion gets so much hate for absolutely no reason. Yes, he has had some questionable behavior but not once was it ever actually misplaced. He had every single right to be mad at everyone in KoA for lying to him about something that would affect him for the rest of his life.
They reduce his entire character to his actions in a very small part of one book. Have you forgotten how loyal, strong, smart, caring, passionate, soft, optimistic, courageous, kind, brave, reliable, genuine, honorable, thoughtful, gentle, compassionate, and selfless he is? Please.
