In case you wanted to know how the demise of Verification over on Twitter was going
Idk about this one boys, Cookie Monster always refers to Cookie Monster's self as "Cookie Monster".
no he doesn’t. he refers to himself as “me.” elmo’s the one that talks in third person. that’s the joke. elmo doesn’t use pronouns and cookie monster is blue. how dare you assume i made this post and didnt know my fucking sesame street history. christ
Don't worry he's just taking his big dog to the dog park
ugh
my hand has been forced
no more "cerberus is the demon version of clifford" my friends. Clifford is a well known and NOTORIOUS hellhound.
I've been telling people in online games to "drink a glass of water" as an insult and it seems to destroy their will to hurl slurs or it makes them go beserk. I dont know why yet but my working theory is that it works like the melee style in Dune and gets through a shield made for faster, more energetic weaponry
Me in 2016: You know, saying things like "trans rights are human rights" doesn't necessarily mean that person is safe around trans people. In fact, sometimes people still have unchecked bias against trans people, and that can be clouded by them saying that trans rights are human rights. It can prevent them from fully looking into their own preconceptions about cissexism and trans people.
Me in 2023: Oh, thank gd this person said "trans rights are human rights," I was worried they also abhorred trans people
This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN
Reblogging for cultural enrichment
bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-
From The Killers, 1946. A Film Noir Classic
I’m an archivist, behold my growing collection was of old photos mirroring timeless memes I’ve come across at various places I’ve worked.
ive literally just given up on using eyeshadow on my upper lid because my big droopy eyebrows keep covering them so any time i actually use makeup this happens the second i switch to a neutral expression
Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?
Penis blast hilarious
penis blast nefarious
diverse types of penis blast call the penis blast various
penis blast electrical
penis blast delectable
penis blast campaigning call the penis blast electable
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