DeKiMa

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

middle aged men do this too

I can’t believe No Time to Die said “yeah Q and Bond were living together for a bit” and expected me to be completely normal and not feral about it like I’m sorry???? they were fucking what?????? they were roommates?? they were ROOMMATES?

Love when you get stuck in a Deutsche Bahn Situation (TM) and the germans suddenly break the number one rule of Do Not Interact With Strangers to complain and joke about the train and swap stories of worst DB experiences and help each other find connecting trains. Thanks deutsche Bahn for the brief sense of community I felt today. But also fuck DB

there is nothing wrong with being mediocre. there is nothing wrong with not being the best at everything you do. there is no guilt in doing the bare minimum because you have no energy to do more than that. “living your life to the fullest” can mean different things for you at different times in your life. sometimes, it is achieving your goals and fulfilling your purpose, and sometimes, it is allowing yourself to rest and just get through it.

you deserve the space to simply be. to exist, to witness, to breathe, and to find peace.

james longenbach / wendy cope / jon kabat-zinn

Hey did you know I keep a google drive folder with linguistics and language books  that I try to update regularly 

**UPDATE**

I have restructured the folders to make them easier to use and managed to add almost all languages requested and then some

Please let me know any further suggestions

….holy shit. You found the holy grail.

….. is this a DIFFERENT person keeping gigabytes worth of language books on google drive? Holy crap.

This. This here. Is why I love Tumblr.❤️❤️❤️

Update from OP:

UPDATE because apparently not everyone has seen this yet the new and improved version of this is a MEGA folder: https://mega.nz/folder/kQBXHKwA#-osWRLNCXAsd62ln8wKa8w

Holy shit. OP you are a wonderful human being.

O.O Linguistic Holy Grail…

Gardien

I’m pretty sure you don’t need to know French in order to understand this comic.

My local garden center had a strict “mask policy enforced by owner’s mother with a garden hose” and the woman really did, and I say this with adoration and aspiring to be like her someday- look like a wizened and moderately sadistic gargoyle perched on her lawn chair with the hose cocked, pressure building behind the nozzle, eagerly awaiting the next asshole.

Jeanette Winterson, The PowerBook

Quote from @incorrectmadrigalfamilyquotes

"do I wanna know"..... no my little monkeys... trust me. U do not.

childhood is all about loving heroes and maturity is all about understanding villians

— Unknown

Loki & Sigyn vibes 🖤

sometimes im like…..what is the point of all this ??? and then i hang out with the people i love, and for a brief moment, i see

QUE SON ESOS

That better be “what are those” in Spanish.

Confirmed, that is exactly what it means