Nerevarine behavior

🤨……😐…..😏

“Your rest has been interrupted.“

Let’s face it. He is warm and comfortable. And they know that he loves them.

AAAAAH I WANT FIVE 🗣️‼️⁉️💥💵💳💥💳💥💳

Me pondering my orb

(My orb is fluffy and goes ‘mrrah’)

shout out to my favorite reddit post, where op unwittingly admits to having a crush on one of the biggest assholes in skyrim

I mean, who could blame them. Neloth is just so everything. He’s an asshole yes, but a very powerful one, and he knows it. He’s not humble, he doesn’t go out of his way to use his skill to help others, the closets thing to that is probably his staff enchanter that he INVENTED. He’s lived for a long ass time and has grown to just not give a fuck about anything or anyone because it will all go away eventually, which is kinda sad to think about- but again, Neloth doesn’t seem to care at all! ALSO, this old ass crusty blue man, possibly the most powerful wizard in Tamriel that we know of, whines about not having his tea, he fucking whines like a little shitty kid about being hungry and wanting some stew! Then when you tell him to make his own shit, for some reason- this genus of a mer- act so shocked like that thought has never crossed his mind in 600 years. GURL- that’s fucking hot. Why? Good question. It doesn’t need to be answered. Just know that old ass powerful wizard ass acting like a little dumb brat just hits different! NELOTH HITS DIFFERENT. Smash-

(It’s 4:26 am, I woke up…. Idk a few minutes ago I think- have mercy on my poor brain-)

Neloth my bbg

Agent 4

rbs are appreciated <3

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Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green

like where is the green

Oh Christ

This is the color your cat is

colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat

I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP's cat.

every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it

I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy

Moldy forest cat

i'm happy y'all made fan art of my cat. i tried to show her and she just rubbed her face on my phone

Pet your cat OP, 50% shot it helps.

the first time I reblogged this, like a few weeks ago, it had like 4,000 notes. why do people keep insisting tumblr is dead

i had a DREAM about the green cat last night. not sure what she was up to but. nice to meet her :)

GREEN CAT IS BACK ON MY DAAAAAASH

We Love Green Cat

Green cat?

We love green cat

I'm sure this has been done already but w/e ^^

YYYEEEAAAASSSS

Confession: Oblivion guards were truly on another level. There’s nothing like hearing “hmm, look at the muscles on you” from a guard as I’m fleeing a crime scene he watched me commit.

made this while drinking alcohol…

Sheogorath: *hisses at Haskill*

Haskill: "..." *hisses back, but louder and more aggressive*

Sheogorath: *plays dead immediately as a defense mechanism*

Haskill: "Yes, I thought so."