i literally forget about this blog until a random moment and then i’m like oH FU CK
Do you ever just think about the Starship Enterprise? Just think about that gorgeous hunk of metal and glass? That elegant monstrosity? That sexy motherfucker of machine just cruising the universe? Ever think of that pretty little speck among the stars searching for adventure? Fuck.
Having a sibling is either “we ride together we die together” or “no officer I’ve never seen that person before in my life” there is no in between.
the thing about Spock is, like, whenever he comes in for a checkup or whatever, McCoy’s all like “god these readings are so fucked but that’s normal for you so… carry on i guess”
but unless I’m wrong about this (and I could be, i’m not That Deep into the lore yet) Spock is one of the first (if not the first) documented Vulcan-Human hybrid to survive into adulthood? so there actually isn’t an established normal for him. like you can take all the readings you want when he’s at rest and seems to be in good health and extrapolate from those, you can make predictions based on the norms of Vulcan anatomy and human anatomy, but there’s so much range between the two and so little precedent that there are bound to be unknowns
like
spock has two sets of eyelids and no one else knew about this until he temporarily went blind. if an entire second set of eyelids could come as a surprise just imagine what else is going on under the surface. there are so many question marks here.
i feel like this is what McCoy thinks about at 3am
McCoy like “No, Spock is not my friend, yes, I have a three terabyte folder dedicated to health theories about him.”
I’m a little bit convinced that this is part of why Spock is Like That about personal information and medical treatment. He is Scientifically and Medically Significant, so logically, on the hand opposite the xenophobes, there should be a bunch of nerds scientists/doctors out there in the Federation who would give up a limb just to wave a tricorder over Spock and get an in-depth look at his WEIRD, WEIRD BIOLOGY. There must have been distant relations and family acquaintances on little Spock’s birthdays (until he could grow up and start concealing the existence of his birthday) who were genuinely (horribly) like, “Congratulations on still being alive! Wow!”
Add to this the fact that young Spock was routinely wandering into the wilderness AKA the australian outback of Vulcan on his own, a place full of things that actively wanted to eat him, like damn, baby Spock really actively rejected that whole medically fragile miracle baby narrative, huh?
Spock trying to be a badass like 'might fuck around and hold my captain's hand 👀🤝'
This scene represents every straight-gay interaction ever
I can’t
why do i dislike cake but would kill a man for a cupcake
what is the difference that sways my moral compass
please don’t forget to drink water and get some sunlight because you’re basically a houseplant with complicated emotions.
dude i want to eat peaches so bad. if right now i had a basket of peaches i would just have a basket due to me eating the peaches
STAR TREK BEYOND 2016, dir. Justin Lin






