i think i post a lot about cauldron vials because theyre inherently funny to me. its this hugely important and very serious setting detail about worm, right, this critical piece of a generally dark and gritty and serious story. but cauldron is so absurd about everything they do, all the time, and the vials are, ultimately, cans of weird sludge that you drink and it gives you superpowers - which is funny - but watch out!!! theres like a 5% chance it turns you into a Weird Beast forever. and thats even funnier. plus i think the cadence of the phrase ‘cauldron vial’ is just inherently appealing to me. vial is a great word tbh we all need to use it more often… cauldron vile? i find it quite pleasant!
Would You Press The Button: 95% chance you get superpowers! yay! but 5% chance you turn into a horrible monster forever, and your life becomes nigh unlivable, because you have meat spikes growing out of your sinuses or whatever. except you dont even get to make the choice because cauldron has already started pouring their evil smoothie down your throat. sorry. and yeah its not even well mixed. they didnt even bother to centrifuge it because they were idly curious if it would cause a higher incidence of case 53s (it does) but its ok its all for the greater good. this is for the sake of eventually killing superman/jesus christ (who is secretly evil) so honestly if you said no to pressing the button youre selfish and a bad person who actually deserved to get turned into a sea urchin but with tongues instead of spines. and then some weird loser bug teenager kills scion without even using any case 53s really at all, or any cauldron capes at all except the two guys who have had their powers for like years already so it kinda didnt matter that you got turned into a john carpenters the thing, but in cauldrons defense they didnt know the bug girl would do that. so drink up, cunt
I especially like how every single time a C53 talks to somebody from Cauldron they’re like ‘actually you should be grateful that we horribly mutated you and then erased your memory and then dropped you in the middle of a population center just to see how many innocent people you would involuntarily eat, because if we hadn’t done that you probably would have died in your home dimension. Yeah we also erased your memory of all the reasons you should be grateful for this. Huh? Which world did you come from before you almost died and we abducted rescued you? I don’t remember it didn’t seem super relevant. Why are you so angry?’
“Resources for writing realistic injuries” no. I want to beat my characters to shit and I don’t care where the blood they’re coughing up is coming from. Like in anime.
All the punches give the character tuberculosis
when people act like Large Beverages are the thing thats wrong with america as if thats not the only thing keeping me from driving off a cliff... ohhhh Those greedy americans slonking away at their Large Beverages. we're literally all working in the hamburger mine to afford rock and roll disc . Beverage is all we have
rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3
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FUCK THIS I SPERFECT, IT SHOWS THE ARM PRONATING AND ALL THE MUSCLES SHIFTING ALONG WITH THE WRIST
IT EVEN HIGHLIGHTS THE ULNA BONE
HEY THIS IS THE ULTIMATE ANATOMY REF, FUCK THOSE MISLEADING TERRIBLE FUCKING “ANATOMY” TUTORIALS THAT GOEAS AROUND TUMBLR, THIS IS ALL OYU NEED, LOOK AT THE LATISIMUS STRETCHING OVER THE SERRATUS, THE PECTORAL MUSCLE MOVESUPWARDS AND OVER THE BICEP AND EXTENDS ALONG WITH THE ARM THERES EVEN THE CORACOBRACHIALIS;. AAAA OMFG I’M SO HAPPYYYYYY
I NEVER get tired of this video. It would be fantastic if the bird was just flying near him, but the fact it feels safe and comfortable enough to land ON his paraglider, isn't startled when he pets it, and is NIBBLING HIS SHOES... blessed moment, absolutely fabulous, 10/10 gold stars.
Okay but the bird isn't just nibbling
Note that it doesn't start nibbling until he starts smoothing its feathers.
They're grooming each other.
I think the main problem with a lot of Morgan le Fay characterizations is that they focus too much on the angst and not enough on the Wile. E. Coyote-esque schemes
Morgan: Even now, my servant, the Green Knight, goes to challenge my brother's men. But once they lop off his head, he'll just pick it up and walk out of the room! MWA-HA-HA!
Sebile: Weren't we trying to kill Guinevere?
Morgan: Yeah, and when she sees this, she'll die of a heart attack.
Sebile:
Sebile: Okay?
Reblogging with these absolutely gems that were hidden in the tags:
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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Every post on reddit is like “my wife left me, so i spent 100000 on a new man cave” and there’s always a storm trooper of some kind in the room. Ive seen this happen so often on reddit that now i associate storm troopers and the entire star wars universe with divorce.
gabedr888
may divorce be with you
star wars heritage post
“The chancellor bows, deeply-”
“I BOW DEEPER.“
Nebraska hasn’t passed a single bill this year because one lawmaker keeps filibustering in protest of an anti-trans bill: ‘I will burn this session to the ground’
Damn. I thought she was just gonna up and make a fuss and her swearing to protect trans kids was a bunch of empty words (again).
But no. She’s one-woman filibustering the entire Nebraska legislature into a complete standstill until they agree to protect the rights of trans kids.
She was 100% serious when she said she’d make it as painful for everyone as it is for trans kids. Gahddamn.
This is why small elections matter. She’s not a country wide senator or president or shit. She’s just a local official representing District 6 in Nebraska.
This is why the “smaller” elections between the presidential elections matter.
-fae
GUYS LOOK AT THIS FUCKING WEDDING CAKE TOPPER I JUST BOUGHT
DID I EVER UPDATE Y'ALL WITH THE OFFICIAL PICS OF THIS ON OUR CAKE?
AND YOU ARE CORRECT
Kamandi’s Map
Yeah I’ve lived in the Expanding Tiger Empire my whole life.
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