Zonai Jelly Sandwich
He's had worse
"i can fix him" well i can take him as he is. unhinged and dangerous.
They keep giving me the horrible writing of salespeople to edit.
We have three writers. It is taking me 3 times longer to wade thorough this nonsense than it would take me to just write it myself. Why are we not just asking writers to write things.
I feel like I need that special touch
*taps the glass* hey, y'all know that what you might want isn't necessarily what's best to legislate?
Explanation:
- You cannot be judge, jury and executioner because the division of powers was created for a reason; to remain impartial and try to keep corruption to a minimum.
- Every single living person has human rights. Including the most evil people you could ever meet. Those people have a right to live, to get healthcare, to eat and to have a job. YES, even evil people.
I've seen a lot of people talk about abolishing prison, because it's the cool, new hip thing that everyone is talking about. And instead of understand what it means, they think it's the liberation of wrongfully imprisoned minorities - which it is. But also:
Prison abolition means setting up a system of psychological and physical help for the people whom are deemed dangerous to society. Yes, that includes Evil Fucking People. Recovery and rehabilitation should be the goal, not incarceration. THAT is abolishing prison.
Of course I want that abusive piece of shit father who abused his children to die. I want him dead! DEAD. But it does not mean that that's what I want as an official law, because as much as I'd love to see him dead, the betterment of society and the rehabilitation and development of a human fucking being is important.
The benefits to prison abolition are ENDLESS. But it is also a struggle, and y'all can't keep going through life with a 5 year old's justice mentality. I swear, fandom has rotted your fucking brains off, because we NEED ACTIVISTS. We NEED TO KNOW WHY WE WANT WHAT WE WANT, AND WHAT IT ENTAILS.
You believe in something? Look up the activists who are doing work there. Read up on it. Look up videos. Follow them on their social media. Work in your communities, if you've the opportunity.
And stop being so fucking stupid about abolishing human rights. You're doing the work for the far right when you call on all pedophiles to be executed on sight. Not even twenty years ago, gay people were mostly thought of as PEDOPHILES.
You see how this shit goes? Yeah?
Then figure yourself the fuck out.
“I really want that fucker to suffer, but I don’t want a society run by my worst impulses” is a really important moral principle that more people need to learn.
shocked and disappointed no one has done this yet
Fuck you anti bird architecture who gives a shit if a little guy makes a nest on top of your stupid Starbucks sign
They put anti-bird spikes on a church in my hometown, so the only place on the building where birds can sit is on the very top, on the cross. So the cross is now covered in bird shit
"In the house of a rich man there is nowhere to spit but his face" -that greek dude who lived in a barrel
DO NOT ENGAGE WITH BLUE CHECKS
Elon Musk is paying blue checks for ad revenue in the replies of their Tweets now. He is only paying "verified" accounts for this, even if the account in question has hundreds of thousands of followers.
Do not reply, quote-tweet, or retweet any posts made by a user with a blue check.
Spread the word. Quit Twitter.
Just need to yell into every void because guess who went to a haircut appointment (which I previously had to cancel & reschedule), waited awkwardly outside (in the heat) when I apparently didn't have to, then minutes after going inside my neighbor texts me saying our fire alarm is going off. Husband was not home. Apologized profusely to the salon people, ran (in the heat) to the subway, got home, ran (in the heat) up my block, get inside.
The fire alarm is indeed going off. There is no fire or smell. The co2 alarm is silent.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuu
PAVITR MY BEST FRIEND PAVITR
CHERISH HIM
Stop Jumping, Idiot.
Whenever I look up rat posts, this one is the most popular and he’s still at it.
This man will not quit. As he ages, he’s becoming more fearless.
it's amazing how ordinary objects can become so significant to only the owner
when my aunt's best friend passed away, my younger brother was four years old. at his funeral, my brother went up to her and gave her a nickel. he told her very solemnly that it would make her feel better. she smiled for the first time in days, and tucked it in her wallet.
when my brother was 22, his best friend passed away unexpectedly. my aunt drove three hours to be there for him at the funeral. she went up to my brother, gave him a big hug, and then gave him a nickel. it was the same nickel; she had kept it in her wallet for 18 years, and now it's on a necklace that he never takes off.
what i'm trying to say is that the love you put into the world will always find its way back to you.