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sorry this isn’t going to work out. no its not anything you did its just… your fursona. it doesn’t have a complimentary color palette with mine. all the commissioned art we got together has awful color composition. there. i said it. please stop crying.

Stop me if you hate the concept: short, fat, hairy lady gets isakai'd into a high fantasy, and instead of "oh look at all these ethereal elves woe for I am but a flawed mortal" routine she lands in Dwarf territory and is immediately revered as the most enchanting and desirable maid in all the land. This immediately becomes a zesty romantic drama. Thoughts

[a TikTok video by @deafcarguy. A man with a beard faces the camera. You can see him from the chest up. He is wearing an orange shirt and a backwards baseball cap. He is drinking from a beer can.

He signs with one hand at the camera, with text overlain:

"I'm reading a horror book in Braille"

"Something terrible's about to happen"

The camera zooms in on his face starting intently as he signs

"I can feel it"

He takes a big drink and the video ends]

also somwtimes when you dont understand a piece of art it's not bc ur dumb it's bc you havent had the very particular emotional experience that it's trying to invoke in you and you just cant relate. which is also why sometimes you will hear a mountain goats song and say Meh and then you go through some shit and you listen to it again and lose your fucking mind at how real and raw it is. art is how we communicate with each other about experiences that cannot be adequately represented straightforwardly with language. sometimes you have to abstract your representation of the experience in order to truly communicate how big and insane it felt

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

Inktober 2023 Day 4: Dodge

I gotta pocket gotta pocket full of sunshine— OH FUCK MY LEG’S BURNING OFF OH FUCK

Piracy can’t be stealing if paying for it isn’t owning.

fucking. what?

I feel like this picture really gives it context

you know how it is with spaghetti

?????

Accessibility tip:

If you want to automate your home a bit, but you don't want any "smart" tech, you can just buy remote controlled power sockets instead

[Image: Five electrical outlet enhancers accompanied by two remotes; each of the remotes has ten buttons: Two for each outlet (one on, one off).]

Cannot express enough my love for these. My entire apartment is on five circuits, controlled by two duplicate remotes. I can turn off the living room lights from my bed, if I forget, without getting up. And no apps needing so nothing to hack or spy on you.

I would literally be unstoppable if I didn’t have that persistent pit in my stomach that everyone in a room is just a little bit annoyed by my presence

Does the “I’m gonna get a good grade in” person know the impact they’ve had. Do they know they did in fact got a good grade in post, something that’s both normal to want and possible to achieve,

They do know it and in fact if you want to support them you can buy a patch or sticker off their Etsy shop

Craft stores are just like "can I interest you in some...objects? some items? would you like some things?" and every time I'm like Oooh I love objects and items and things!

#i black out the second i enter a michael's and come to like an hour later with three bags full of beads and 5lbs of fake birds

i can’t believe you’d make me go into space, guillermo

There's an auction to support the Motion Picture and Television Fund for healthcare for those striking in Hollywood and there's the usual Zooms and dinners with actors, but some of the biddable items are absolutely unreal in the best way

From the Wikipedia page on loons