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Oh, Do Be Gentle, Dear Friend

@defeatthepeace / defeatthepeace.tumblr.com

Kat. Living hard. Living life. Loving as much as possible. Remembering where my foundation lies. Buckle up folks, we're in for a doozy.
Anonymous asked:

I read your submission on intj-irl’s blog about how you can’t decide a career because you can do everything, and I’m facing the same dilemma.. did you ever decide?

Wow, digging up some ollllld stuff.Well, it's been three years ish since I submitted that at age 15 or so, and I've done...a lot since then in the way of decision-making. Basically my theory is true, I truly am capable of everything. I don't /love/ doing everything, however, so that's narrowed things quite a bit. I've discovered that I adore teaching. Right now I'm coaching gymnastics for littles, and also responsible for an entire team of amusement park ride operators, and both heavily involve the skill of teaching. (I also have held a job barista-ing for six months, and most recently a cleaning job, detailing houses. So I have a fairly decent repertoire, but the former two are most relevant.)Career-wise, my coaching job is fairly static, but my position at the park is not, so that's what I'm mainly focusing on moving forward. :) (yay for getting promoted last week!)Oh, and I've also discovered since then that I could really care less about academia. I like excelling, but hate impracticality, so college is out at least for the time being.In addition, I'm getting married next year with the intention of raising a family, and motherhood is arguably one of the most fluid and challenging "careers" of all. So we shall see. I definitely find myself far less overwhelmed now that I've tried and experienced a variety of jobs. My best recommendation for people with our personality is to not balk at new opportunities, keep your options open, and to really pay attention to what you love/don't love. Don't settle until you're positive about what you want to do, but don't be lazy in your pursuits either. I hope this was helpful, anon. :)

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

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Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

Y'all suspect af😂

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash

Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police

Bodies should be buried vertically, not horizontally, to avoid the appearance of a grave. If you choose to dismember the body instead of bury it whole don’t forget to take a lighter or bottle of lye to the fingertips until charred or melted away, and use bleach on every surface that may have come in contact with blood splatter.

Also, don’t fucking brag about it later Jesus wept.

all this info is good for writing

but for actual real life, no one on tumblr has enough energy to get out of bed

ain’t no body on this website is gonna murder anyone

Make friends with a pig farmer. A full grown nursing sow can eat an entire human body, bones and all, in about 6 hours.

Shit that last one is more helpful than I wanted it to be, I’ll never look at pigs the same

Reblogging for *educational* purposes :)

This post is legendary and I’m so glad I found it. I love all the advice. Except the icicle. That’s technically impossible. Use a disposable knife instead and break the handle.

use a glass knife with wooden handle for ultimate wounding. its gonna leave a severe fucking wound and u can burn the wood and melt down the glass if it doesnt shatter inside the victim.

Thomas what did i tell you about making suspiious posts?

I love learning.

IT’S ON MY DASH I REPEAT IT’S ON MY DASH.

Also bury the body deeper than six feet, so it can’t be washed up or smelled by hounds. Yes, that may mean you dig a 12 foot deep grave. Guess what? Murder is work.

secret narcissistic wish:

someone would dress up as me for halloween

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Quests are hard and nerve-wracking things even for the most experienced of us…The only thing that can possibly be scarier is a crush. 

my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he’s literally my favorite creature

He’s a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants

So this lady’s dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc… at his own wishes.

Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog that’s learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.

Chaotic Good Boy

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i love the infinite multiverse theory bc that means there’s a universe where ive pulled every single fire alarm ive ever seen

recent bullet journal spreads // line art by pacifistpadme ✨ ig: studylustre

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