Dianaa✌🏼

WHY IS THIS SO RELATABLE

queen of getting thru it!!! even if I gotta cry along the way….bitch imma get through it!!!!

this morning when i woke up i had sleep paralysis so to pass the time i pretended that i was battling an invisible wizard who had cast an immobilising spell on me, and i focused on this wizard and thought at him "YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE" in a really loud mental voice, and as soon as i did that the paralysis went away like literally immediately

I defeated the wizard

got to love dess

Bro the ancient Greeks had it right. Why aren't we all just sitting around eating fruit and making out with each other?

THIS IS FUNNY N WEIRD AT THE SAME TIME

Girl what am I being sold here?

Solidarity

whole world trash ima be at the crib

You deserve to eat whether you feel like it or not

If you wouldn’t fuck a vampire you’re a liar and a bitch

me, with tears in my eyes: time to make a joke

Hello yes winning a shitty ex competition and watching a hagfish tear Alien-style through a fish carcass named after the boy who faked leaving the country instead of dumping me properly has done more for my mental health than the months of therapy he caused.

Honestly this just added 10 years to my life