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boldly going forward because we can't find reverse

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Your name is BETH, and you were born in NINETEEN EIGHTY-EIGHT (1988). You enjoy a GAGGLE OF NERDY THINGS like STAR TREK and ADVENTURE ZONE and SCIENCE and YURI ON ICE. You can't believe you're STILL HERE, and yet. 

the fact is jean met kim under the pretense of him being his situationship’s new side thing but kim met jean under the pretense of him being harry’s jilted former partner that hates him and wore a comedic wig to the murder scene and as such the only relationship that can form here is one in which harry desolately asks kim why jean has such a cruel soul but kim has zero meaningful thoughts on jean and harrys relationship at all so he jokingly suggests maybe he’s upset you moved on so fast and harry takes this seriously. 20 hour mind project. jean did i break your heart. harrier why are you asking me that. well kim said maybe you’re jealous of him. why the fuck would i be jealous of him. hard cut to jean crying in his car listening to sad fm thinking of her and forlornly clutching the files on a case of excessive force bordering criminal from ‘49 like it’s a wedding photograph

We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves

Angua has massive 'the one with the brain cell' vibes, not because she's the token girl at this point in the series but because she's the one who's most like Vimes

I've been thinking about this on and off ever since I posted it, trying to come up with something coherent and cohesive, but I can't. So instead of a proper meta post here is a list of things where I compare Angua and Vimes:

  • Vimes's control over his temper = Angua's control over her inner (and sometimes outer) wolf. You have to do it, because if you don't, you could kill someone, and that's the last thing either of them ever really wants to do even if (and especially BECAUSE) a little part of their brain is telling them it IS what they want
  • GRUMPY AS FUCK LMAO
  • Sarcasm mode as default
  • Eating a salad in abject misery while The Beast Within howls for, I dunno, a kebab probably
  • "At the end of the day we're all somebody's dog" jesus FUCKING christ. Yeah. The unquestioned loyalty to people who drive you absolutely mental because they are, ultimately, incredibly dedicated to the city you all call home and more importantly everyone in it, and despite the times where they're being a total loon you know that actually, in their own way, they'd do anything for you even more than they would for everybody else. They're just Like That and you have no choice, it's ride or die forever
  • Tfw Nobby Nobbs tells you stuff you'd rather not know (there's a 50/50 chance of it being gross as hell or hugely traumatic and either way you're not sleeping for three days)
  • As well as all of this I just think like, the way they think about the job is pretty similar? They're both very direct and logical in their thinking, and aware of their own biases, although they do both also have a tendency to just go I'VE CONNECTED THE DOTS and do something bonkers about it
  • 100% would bite a guy

I need to see something.

Please reblog this and put in the tags if the surname "Donner" means anything to you (without looking it up first), and if it does, give one or two words that describe what you know. Please also include where you grew up, including the state if you grew up in the US.

You have no idea how unintentionally hilarious this is

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