Ava Silva + being smarter than everyone else thinks she is
So glad their dynamic was “emotionally repressed disaster lesbian, her chaotic golden retriever bi, and their divinium filled himbo” instead of the love triangle I thought it was gonna be.
Playing pokemon today and had a nice little picnic and I left it running for 5 minutes when I went to pee, and I came back to 6 fucking eggs in my basket. This is my party.
They are all male except my goddamn houndoom. I have 6 houndour eggs from when I looked away for a couple of minutes, and as someone with no idea about egg groups I have no idea who the father is.
Slut Shame Her.
Sister Yasmine: "Wow i can't believe i get to meet this group of devout and super nuns!! What an honor to finally meet people of this super myserious religious sect i have been reading so much about!!"
*Not even 5 minutes later*
Sister Camila: "omg isnt this guy super hot??"
Ava and Sister Beatrice: *literally making out in front of her*
Sister Lilith: *Fucks Adriel*
Mother Superion: *Eating a dick shaped pastry and enjoying it*
Yasmine:
Kristina Tonteri-Young's Avatrice headcanons during #warriornunwednesday
#whipped!bea
WARRIOR NUN (2020-) season two | dir. Simon Barry
+bonus (bea has power to make ava listen to her w puppy eyes she just doesnt know it yet)
If trading terrible puns is wrong, then I don't want to be right
Beatrice - Proud owner of two golden retrievers who share ONE brain cell
+
Actual footage of a local dog owner rushing to save her dumb dog and its even dumber friend
At a church…
Pastor: Sister, I’m afraid I cannot allow this wedding to take place?
Camila: Why not? I knew you were always a homophobic asshole Father!!! Go to Hell you—-
Pastor: I cannot allow this wedding because you’ve taken the brides as hostages. This is a felony.
He gestures to Ava and Beatrice who are tied up and gagged.
Camila: How else was I supposed to get them married? They refuse to acknowledge their feelings for one another and i’m so sick of it!!
shit, timeline is messed up.
oh shit we’re destabilizing oh god oh fuck
Hey what the fuck
please please pleasde i just want an ounce of canon Robin x Nancy even if its just like Robin saying that she has a crush on nance i dont care i want ronance even if its unrequited
my lesbian hands are doing that grabby motion i want the gays








