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DeerOddity

@deeroddity

Hello my guy, hope you're having a nice day.

So glad their dynamic was “emotionally repressed disaster lesbian, her chaotic golden retriever bi, and their divinium filled himbo” instead of the love triangle I thought it was gonna be.

Playing pokemon today and had a nice little picnic and I left it running for 5 minutes when I went to pee, and I came back to 6 fucking eggs in my basket. This is my party.

They are all male except my goddamn houndoom. I have 6 houndour eggs from when I looked away for a couple of minutes, and as someone with no idea about egg groups I have no idea who the father is.

Slut Shame Her.

Sister Yasmine: "Wow i can't believe i get to meet this group of devout and super nuns!! What an honor to finally meet people of this super myserious religious sect i have been reading so much about!!"

*Not even 5 minutes later*

Sister Camila: "omg isnt this guy super hot??"

Ava and Sister Beatrice: *literally making out in front of her*

Sister Lilith: *Fucks Adriel*

Mother Superion: *Eating a dick shaped pastry and enjoying it*

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Yasmine:

#whipped!bea

WARRIOR NUN (2020-) season two | dir. Simon Barry

+bonus (bea has power to make ava listen to her w puppy eyes she just doesnt know it yet)

🎵🎶𝘊𝘰𝘻 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘖𝘛𝘛𝘖𝘔 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘖𝘗…🎶🎵

Beatrice - Proud owner of two golden retrievers who share ONE brain cell

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Actual footage of a local dog owner rushing to save her dumb dog and its even dumber friend

At a church…

Pastor: Sister, I’m afraid I cannot allow this wedding to take place?

Camila: Why not? I knew you were always a homophobic asshole Father!!! Go to Hell you—-

Pastor: I cannot allow this wedding because you’ve taken the brides as hostages. This is a felony.

He gestures to Ava and Beatrice who are tied up and gagged.

Camila: How else was I supposed to get them married? They refuse to acknowledge their feelings for one another and i’m so sick of it!!

please please pleasde i just want an ounce of canon Robin x Nancy even if its just like Robin saying that she has a crush on nance i dont care i want ronance even if its unrequited

my lesbian hands are doing that grabby motion i want the gays