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It’s literally all smut
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Ways to support Ukraine 🇺🇦

More than 500,000 people have already left Ukraine due to the invasion by the Russian Federation. The European Commissioner for Humanitarian Aid and Crisis Management estimates that roughly 18 million Ukrainians will be affected by the conflict in humanitarian terms, with 7 million internally displaced and 4 million seeking refuge elsewhere. To help those still in Ukraine, as well as Ukrainian refugees, we’ve compiled this list of resources.

HelpUkraineWin.org has a collection of vetted and trusted resources, charities, and organizations to help Ukraine.

Some additional ways to donate:

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  • This link from the nonprofit WITNESS shares tips for identifying authentic video sources (available in English, Spanish, Ukranian, Russian, and Arabic).
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Spreading the word out!

This is supposed to be the outfit that "protects" Link from acquiring frostbite pfffttt

Between this top and the mandatory acrylics that come with the new arm, gotta say I'm loving how much Nintendo keeps leaning into GNC Link XD

MINI UPDATE: (Guys, I've already updated this post with the correct info. The "protects" part was supposed to be a joke about how skimpy the outfit was. I didn't realize the outfit gave an attack bonus at first, either. That was it. That was the post. You don't need to keep sending me messages trying to inform me about the frost attack. I know, I promise).

Update I: Just realized they gave him a set of blue acrylics for his left hand

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Link really do be out here serving cunt 💅💅✨✨

Update II: Many thanks to the people who pointed out that this outfit gives you a special frost attack when in cold temperature areas, it doesn't actually protect you from the elements. I'll be honest, I am purposely avoiding any guides or walkthroughs for my TotK playthrough (since I'm trying to replicate my BotW experience). When I found the Frostbite Shirt, I was just happy that I finally had a piece of clothing that I thought could protect me from dying of hypothermia (was chugging spicy elixirs like you wouldn't believe) so I didn't notice the attack bonus until a bunch of you pointed it out lol

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Being stuffed with babies sounds nice in theory, until you remember what happens after. No thanks!

this is a couple weeks old but i am just. in love with this completely sincere comment about the inconvenient effects of breeding kinks. anyway everybody remember that breeding is about the cum, not the consequences. pregnancy tropes are for people who don't already have kidnapping in the tags <3

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i know unicorns are usually silver or lavender with those skinny horse legs built for running but id like to see more unicorns with natural colouration built like tanks like these beasts

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we need like a scale of unicorn. on one end you have amalthea last unicorn who is the peak of elegant otherworldly unicorns with silver and lavender colours. we need the opposite of that. we need a unicorn who looks like the horse version of a trucker

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I GOT YOU!! ✨✨✨

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YES DRAFT UNICORNS

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A/N: This was better on my head, please excuse me as English is not my first language. Besides I don't even play this game, I'm just letting a friend of mine know happy birthday. So, happy birthday, my dear. This is only a drabble lmao

Tags: Books, male reader, top male reader, anal play, bitting, name calling (darling, slut, etc.), Not even rough sex, unprotected sex. Reader makes him read a book while they're at it, little exhibitionism if you squint, slight feminization (reader uses the term pussy), not proofread.

Warnings: Please, do not interact if you're a fujo, fem, identify as a fem. Thanks in advance.

“Come on, you can do it, love” you coo at your boyfriend's ear, hands on his hips and chin resting on his shoulders. He had a book in his hands, a book he can't even remember the plot of. Was it a book of romance? No, he was sure it wasn't. Either way he kept trying to follow the instructions, printed words not making any sense because his mind wandered off to your cock stretching him.
“Please... Jus' fuck me” he manages to say as he tries to bounce on it, book closed and face slightly turned to the side the catch a glimpse of your face. Your eyes were focused on the way your cock disappeared in his ass every time he bounced up and down. Sometimes he'd just move his hips back and forth just to have a little fun.
Groaning, you hook your arms under his legs, not wanting to take it out, carrying in that exact position all the way to the bedroom. Legs folded until his knee could almost reach his shoulder. You were on the main floor, so you had to pass through a window, and this thought excited you only for a little.
Every step you took, made him bounce on your cock, and oh, your beloved only tightened at this.
“You like this, huh, slut?” the name only made him moan as you reached the door. Wanting nothing but to tease him you asked: “Open the door for me, will ya, darling?”
He hadn't noticed that you had arrived at the bedroom you both shared, in a rush, he opened the door, struggling a little since the position was making it a little difficult for him. Regardless, he opened it, receiving a whispered ‘good boy’ from you. Pushing him down on the bed, taking your cock out of him for a second, earning you one of those beautiful whines he does whenever he wants it back, you turn him around and force him on all fours.
You thrust into him in a swift move. He arches his back and rolls his eyes in a feeling of ecstasy. “Your pussy feels so good around me” you whisper near his ear. “Keep reading dear. Come on”. You say, not too commanding, but still strong enough for him to amuse you. So he opened the book on a random page, not remembering exactly where he left on, but words slowly making their way to his brain, processing what they sound like but not what they meant completely.
“He... Loves...” He slurs out, reading out loud in hopes of understanding.
You, on the other hand, had your hips slowly pulling away from his plush ass, only to strongly thrust inside again. Repeating over and over the same movement. Hands on his waist to impulse him back whenever you'd lean near him, chest near his back as you kissed, licked and bit on his neck and shoulders.
His moans echoed on the empty room, the sound of skin to skin making a beautiful symphony that you adored.
“Doing so good for me, baby.”
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Xiao is such a good braindead cockslut. He only takes some convincing that the only way to make up for his eons of slaughter is to become your braindead cockslut. Once he's convinced, he needs to be the best cockslut there is. Tell him you won't leave him as just slowly fuck his ass, teasing him for hours because that's the only way to make up for his sins, he won't complain about it.

Test his stamina, fuck him with a fucking machine and see how much time it takes for him to pass out. Let him lose himself in pleasure, make him blank out and become even more submissive to you. Give him a collar and call him your good boy as you fuck him. Listen to him get more and more desperate. Give him a simple sentence to repeat over and over as he's being milked. Watch him go from repeating your words like a prayer to babbling, trying to piece together words into a comprehensible sentence but failing every time.

Arven has such a big heart underneath all the scar tissue, per se. 🥺

He's dealing and struggling with trauma that's been with him since he was a child. Heavy stuff that is not a simply thing to just heal from. He was abandoned. The moment someone is nice to him in a way he can understand - helping him find Herba Mystica and encouraging him onwards in more ways than one - he absolutely thrives and opens up little by little.

All he wanted was a friend - a friend that could keep up with his personality. He wanted someone he felt he could trust, someone that could help him heal the Pokémon that has been there for him when no one else was even when he struggles to ask for it - perhaps feeling wholly responsible yet helpless, and someone that won't abandon him.

The absolute dread he expressed in the ending scene when his "best friend" and "little buddy" left his side when he just had to watch what was left of his "parent" disappear forever? That HURT.

TLDR; fuck you Game Freak I would never abandon his side for Nemona and Penny??? Not at any point in the entire lifespan of this universe. Let me take it slow in catching up to them and walking alongside him up until then. Good riddance!!

I get that a lot of people hate Arven because he's so spiteful towards Koraidon/Miraidon, but that's only really fair to say in the early game. The end of the Path Of Legends really sheds a light onto why he might be so bitchy towards the Pokemon that makes him sympathetic.

If you remember from the end of the Path of Legends, he explained that his parents (Professor Sada & Toro) are deadbeats who favored their research over raising him. The legendary was in their possession before, and now it's in yours. The professor puts a lot of energy into that Pokemon. Arven is most likely as spiteful as he is because his parents care more about that fuckin dog dragon motorcycle thing than they ever cared about him.

Sure, he was outrageously bitchy at the start of the game, but remember this is a 18-20(??) year old man who was neglected in favor of Pokemon now having to watch you care for one of the Pokemon that he was neglected in favor of. That's kinda fucked up, Game Freak.

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HOW LONG THEY LAST DURING NNN — GENSHIN IMPACT

  • feat : scaramouche, diluc, childe, al-haitham + kazuha

warnings — f!reader, how long they last during no nut november, teasing, degradation, some grinding, not proofread. / note. this is the last fandom 4 the nnn hcs ! hope u guys enjoy <3

・✶ 。゚ SCARAMOUCHE NOVEMBER 12TH

it was your idea at first and as much as scaramouche didn’t want to do it, you know you had him when you told him he probably wouldn’t be able to anyway — his pride not letting him back down from a challenge that he was so hellbent on winning. he was stubborn, would never let it known just how much you had an effect on him (even though you could tell) but when you had first proposed the challenge, you never told him it was going to be easy — afterall where’s the fun in that when you could up the difficulty with a little teasing. you’d be going without him too afterall.

scaramouche had done pretty good at avoiding you this far, brushing you off with grumbles under his breath — he wasn’t stupid, he knew that you were trying to get him to give in, so selfish despite the way this was all your idea in the first place. but he’s not as invincible as he may think, he still had his limits and with enough effort you noticed a few cracks were beginning to show.

Paint Me Like One Of Your Fontaine Girls

cw: sub!albedo, dom!reader, vibrator(?), overstimulation, strapped to a chair?, tooth-rotting fluff, rivals to lovers

a/n: this got way too sweet at the end but he deserves it honestly! also! i opened up a ko-fi if you guys want to support @-@ HERE

sub! Albedo x Dom! GN! Reader

Warnings: not sfw, edging, first time, fingering, anal sex, long dialogs discussing metaphysics of human connection. Cock stands for cock\strap as usual.

A\N: very soft, almost didn’t want to tag as as dom! reader, but the dynamic is specifically pronounced. but give it a try even if you’re just into bottom Albedo.

Wordcount: 3k

  • Albedo might seem like cold and disaffected, but that’s mostly Neurodivergency ™
  • He’s extremely introverted and demi, he’s usually not interested in people at all and so comes off as curt and rude
  • But rarely, if he does form a connection, he very much quietly and intensely hyperfixates on it
  • “I used to think interaction with others was a waste of time. But after meeting you, I’d rather spend my time on you than other matters.”
  • As you can tell from the quote and his general interaction with the traveler, he’s pretty open about his interest. Albedo has a mix of very quiet, shy social awkwardness in some situations, and almost clinically shameless directness in others.
  • He’s lonely, but he wants very specifically someone who can see and understand him for what he is without flinching, and the people for whom the nature of his artificial creation would not change their demeanor towards him is who he tends to latch on.
  • While normally very precise and methodical, he can throw logic and principles out of the window when it comes to the person he really likes. 
  • Like remember the last dragonspine event where he turned into an absolute spineless mush in order to fix traveler’s ugly doodle without actually admitting that it’s ugly. 
  • They even specifically spelled out his thoughts to show that he does think it’s ugly, while he’s muttering out loud “no, its uh great, i mean i can maybe add a few embellishments if you would like me too”. 
  • He becomes clingy, but in an extremely introverted way. He would not initiate contact, but he’d aggressively, though in a very roundabout-way hint that he would like your presence (his story quests, esp the last scene of the latest dragonspine event)
  • And when you do choose to spend time with him, he’s very open about how he doesn’t really care what you do, as long as you’re together, and that he would like to prolong that time.
  • He’s also very straightforward about letting you decide and following the lead after he’s already realized he’s into you
  • “Would you like to have a chat with me?
  •  Albedo: Certainly. Uh… I will let you decide the topic of our conversation.”
  • (again, the fucking second-hand embarrassment horror of the last dragospine event’s painting lesson) 
  • “Heh, where should I begin…? In your company, I never lack inspiration”
  • “By the way, after we’re done. may I have the pleasure of inviting you to dessert with me? To continue our time together, and to thank you for your company.”
  • Albedo is not an easy, quick fun type, he’s a long time, deep investment only. But in return, he’s very curious and open to experiments, doesn’t have any societal prejudices, very accepting of other ppl’s oddities, artistic, deep-feeling, imaginative, with a quiet, but intense need for acceptance and praise.
  • He obviously won’t be loud and expressive, but if he’s your type, effort spent on him can be very rewarding, he is the case where you can give the lightest touch and see it ripple through him like a hurricane. 

It happens on a seemingly normal evening while you two are drinking tea with desserts in your room. Albedo tells you about his latest research project, or, if more precisely, about how Cyrus from the Adventurers Guild keeps interrupting it with his inane training activities on Dragonspine. For someone who doesn’t know him, he’d sound just politely dry, but you can read sarcastic exasperation in his tone, so you laugh and sympathetically pat his arm. It’s a fairly innocuous gesture, but he suddenly freezes. You immediately take your hand away and apologize, remembering that he isn’t a very physical person, but he shakes his head, says that it’s okay. But when he tries to get back to his story, he’s clearly distracted and still thrown off balance, so you try to clear the air by promising to not do it again.

“No, I’m not displeased. On the contrary,” he says, throwing you an inquisitive glance askew. “It’s a somewhat interesting development on a… matter that’s been perplexing me for some time.”