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real gay cervidae

@deerboy-deluxe

he/him, 26, @deerboydlx on twitter
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are you really fawning over the human pet guy lame ass

This is the best anon ask I've received in years, bless ❤️ I'd let him do all that fucked up shit to me too fr.

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This is Dendrocephalus proeliator, the rare fairy shrimp that I co-discovered in 2019. This is a mature male in a 1/4 teaspoon. They are found only in certain soils in central Florida and they refuse to hatch unless they have their special soil chemistry intact

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I hope you don't mind I doodled your fairy shrimp?

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why do i get high and suddenly get all shy and shit

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god i HATE medieval middle school my freaking bullies put me in the iron maiden again

ok guys i get it you watched that jacob geller video and wanna show me how smart u are by dropping an "erm actually" on my post but what youre critically missing here in this reality im imagining is that schools have themes now (medieval, cowboy, space, the simpsons) to keep students engaged and this medieval middle school operates not unlike the "medieval times" chain of restaraunts in which a tacky pastiche of the era is presented for novelty and engagement purposes so having an iron maiden at Medieval Middle School still makes sense in spite of any historical inaccuracies contained within the scenario

Sorry for all the Frut posts but drawing this man has given me such comfort during these difficult times. ♡♡♡