Shower Thoughts

Solo Walking During a SnowStorm

I need to save this. Miss it every year.

Bears have life figured out. They eat everything and anything then hibernate through winter depression and wake up skinny.

If you’re one of those public speakers that say “Goodmorning….Oh come on we can do better than that, GOODMORNING” I automatically do not like you from that moment on.

If there is no sound in space, then a fart on Earth is louder than a Supernova (a star exploding)

Sleep is amazing, it’s like getting a free trial of being dead every night.

You realise you’re getting older when the main characters aren’t your age anymore

Money is only useful when you get rid of it

“Sign in to view content” has stopped more lazy people than underage people

There must have been a brief window in human history where it was weirder to see a stranger in clothing than it was to see a stranger naked.

You never realize how bumpy a car ride is until you try to write on a piece of paper

The sound of Cutting Kinetic Sand - Satisfying

Peaceful Cronch

Queen Elizabeth has been alive for so long that the title “King of England” now sounds wrong somehow.

A child eating a cake in the middle of the night is having a great time. An adult eating a cake in the middle of the night is having a terrible time.

If you’re one of those public speakers that say “Goodmorning….Oh come on we can do better than that, GOODMORNING” I automatically do not like you from that moment on.

Law students take years to learn all the laws, but as a civilian you’re just expected to know and obey then all.

It’s funny how people quickly lose trust when searching a TV remote. “Are you sitting on the remote?”.. No.. “Get up”.

The sound of Cutting Kinetic Sand - Satisfying

Peaceful Cronch

When you’re in 1st Grade, 6th Graders looked like adults. Then when you’re in 7th Grade, seniors look like adults. Then you’re a senior and you realise you’re still a kid.

There’s a lot of boys who probably never realized that girls were attracted to them because they misunderstood what girls meant by calling them “cute”.

As a kid, a weekend with no plans is like torture. As an adult, a weekend with no plans feels like winning the lottery.