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Hey, everyone, I’m opening digital portrait commissions!

I’m offering sliding-scale priced portrait/profile picture illustrations in the styles shown. I love to draw gay people and funky shapes…maybe you, your loved one, or an OC could be the next funky gay person I draw

Feel free to send me an ask or DM if you have any questions!

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[ID: a commissions sheet. The first image shows several digital drawings of people shown from the shoulder up. Each piece is labelled with prices including “15-20,” “$20-30,” and “$20-25.” Text reads: “Digital portrait of a person or character/OC. $15-$30 (CAD). Sliding scale based on style/budget. Tell me what style you want!” 

The second image shows several more digital drawings, all people shown from the thighs up. Text reads: “$20-35 (CAD). Sliding scale based on budget. Digital portrait of a person or character/OC. Will do: suggestive content, partial nudity, mild gore/horror. Won’t do: Intense violence, outright explicit content, mech. You can contact me via tumblr DMs to discuss! I accept payment through PayPal or direct deposit.” End ID.]

wha......what is he thinkin bout.....

I wish these people were oppressed

stop tagging this saying shit like "me and jakey!!! 🥺"

Presenting you with ✨bugs✨

To a non-american, every Marvel movie is a 3-hour foreign film. Think before you post.

you ever learn a specific piece of information about a character and you can feel your entire interpretation and opinion on them suddenly shift in your mind. like damn I am never going to see you the same way I did 15 seconds ago. I’m just never going back. do other people see you this way. was I meant to see you this way

this post is about gothitelles tiny fucking baby legs btw

hang on I’m trying to see something

don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name

buckle up, buttercup

I do not respect the grind. Go to bed

city whales

[image description: a watercolor painting with pen outlines, of whales flying over a city street. the buildings are tall and blocky and mostly painted in blues and grays; the street is lined with bright green trees, and there are pops of bright yellow in the lines on the road, the bus stop awning to the left, and the painted text on the road reading "bus stop". the whales are not colored in, just outlined in pen, but they cast deep purple shadows across the road. /end i.d.]

Chunky socks over boots is soo horse core

Clomping up to sniff you in these bad boys

it’s actually insane to me how many people think misandry is as prevalent and harmful as misogyny like genuinely i mean this so seriously if you think misandry is a real problem that hurts men then you are a wholesale idiot & you are a failure

tumblr in 2023: men, don’t let feminists make you feel bad about being a man! misandry is cringe!🙅🏼‍♀️

the whole entire rest of the world: are women people with personalities, hopes, and dreams? we asked 6 men, and they said “i haven’t thought about it”

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

I think we as a website are sleeping on the potential of Microsoft teams default memes

You have the option to edit the text but why the fuck would you. Get disbarred bitch.

i actually quit my job with an MS teams shark sticker hehe 

they hate me for my girlish whimsy and for my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

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From their Choose a Bookstore tab

what i wouldn’t fucking give for this mo dtwof paper cut out doll. are you kidding me right now…

(from the indelible alison bechdel)