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boggly woods

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"And so I went into the studio," Jordan continued. "And it was very awkward, as I made sounds like 'mmm' and 'ahh'. And then I kissed my hand a whole lot."   
But he got the job done, and now he just hopes that everyone playing the game appreciates all the effort he put into helping make it happen—and keeps his very specific but vital role in the game in mind as they play.
"You think about that," he said. "You mull that over as you run around, you little horny perverts, with your little perverted roleplays, you randy bastards. You think of me."

Losing my mind at the thought of that last quote with this delivery:

Losing my mind at

the thought of that last quote with

this delivery:

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Seeing a cop in public: uneasy, on edge, prepared for the worst, hyper vigilant

Smelling weed in public: relaxed, joyful, safe and secure, among friends, at ease and smile

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I actually like that all media is now created to be thoughtlessly consumed within a single alloted month before it's destroyed by business guys whose stated favourite book is a dingy unread copy of The Art of War they left on their bedside to "reference". it's cool that everything is just one middling budget twelve episode season and half of it is dropped all at once directly onto streaming services so you have to sit down for six miserable hours to watch it in the most antisocial way possible. this is probably how art was meant to be consumed. this is how humans best process things, like death.

wow I love finishing games at an extremely reasonable hour

>3:27am >filled with regret >but also get fucked Louie

I've said it before I'll say it again. Louie as the over-arching final Pikmin antagonist is the funniest thing they've done.

People unfamiliar with Pikmin might think "oh Louie is the series antagonist of Pikmin, like Bowser or Ganondorf" but he's NOT.

Louie is "what if at the very end of a Mario game it was implied that Luigi was responsible for the entire conflict" and then the franchise dug their heels in more and more while intentionally refusing to ever explain what pulled Luigi to the dark side.

Louie is literally just your secondary playable character in Pikmin 2. He's just A Guy for 95% of it. Literally there's nothing complex to him, nothing beyond being your own playable character because the Pikmin 2 game play mechanics need you to be able to swap between two characters. Olimar and Louie are literally name-plays on Mario and Luigi.

...And then you beat the main story. And Olimar accidentally leaves Louie behind on the planet. And then when you come back to save him, you find him riding atop the culminating series antagonist creature, which is essentially a colossal spider with 5 kinds of automatic rifles, which brutally slaughters your pikmin over the course of a long and difficult and drawn-out fight.

And it's kind of implied that Louie was aware of this during the whole fight and he just. Didn't care to change anything about what was happening? You don't even get to talk to him about it. He literally becomes an entry in your treasure horde. The entry says he wants to be addressed as the "King of Bugs". All the notes from him are about how to cook and eat the creatures you've found. Then the final unlockable bonus content informs you that Louie caused the entire Pikmin 2 conflict by eating roughly $10 million worth of golden carrots he was supposed to be transporting, and then lied about it.

This guy is just Luigi.

And when he shows up in the Pikmin 4 post-game (which is really more like the second half of the total game) he exclusively causes problems. Only causes problems. For exactly no explained reason and he himself seems to not possess any answer for why he's doing it beside a love of bastardry and a refusal to act on anything other than impulse.

Like, Olimar is the antagonist for the first half, but it's because he's been altered into an undead state and once you save him properly, he regains all his senses and he explains absolutely everything. Louie himself is completely within his right mind the entire game and when you try desperately to ask him why he's doing this he just goes "um..." and then ignores you. That part isn't exaggeration. That's his dialogue that's what he does.

And after you chase him on his spree of bastardry and unexplained hostage-taking, it leads you down the final cave where he's at the bottom...riding atop the culminating series antagonist creature

AGAIN.

Do they give you a reason?

NO.

He's unfathomably powerful. He makes it through the cave with 0 pikmin while you chase on his heels getting your own pikmin slaughtered left and right. He's tamed the final beast just ???? because he wanted a roommate? Why is he doing any of this? No one knows. Not even him.

He's a Luigi expy. He's the most powerful bastard in the game. Every speck of journal entry from him--which you tear through searching for any explanation of his behavior--is, exclusively, about how to eat every creature in the game.

This does not mention him in Pikmin 3 where after you save his life he immediately robs you of all your food AND Captain Charlie's Rubber Duckie as well for no reason

And then you safe his life again and he floats around your ship tied up for the rest of the game

so, this is something i've noticed in fandom spaces and want to see how people ~generally~ feel regarding genderbends & genderswaps, especially if they are transgender themselves!

if there's a reason for why you like/dislike genderbends please share in the tags, this is something that genuinely interests me

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the problem with autism is sometimes you want to do something (brave) but you need someone to gently walk you through each step so you know what will happen. and people don’t like doing that

Anonymous asked:

on that note, what is your understanding of Jewish converts who are atheist?

Hi there! This is going to sound like a simplistic answer, but that’s because to me and my understanding of Judaism in its various forms, it is simple.*

Anyone who has gone through the formal process of conversion to Judaism is a Jew. I don’t need to know that person’s internal beliefs about theism or anything else. If they’re a Jew, they’re a Jew, whether by birth or conversion.

*Disclaimer: I am neither a theologian nor a rabbi and most of my formal religious education was within the Reform and Conservative Movements of Ashkenazic Judaism.

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Oh hey that's me, or will be eventually. And yeah that's pr much it. There are many reasons to convert to judaism that don't involve strict belief, and converts who are atheists don't owe anyone outside of their beit din an explanation of their relationship to judaism or god.

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“ooh garlic salt isn’t real” yeah well neither is your MARRIAGE after i’m done FUCKING YOUR HUSBAND and afterwards he eats my delicious cooking that i seasoned with GARLIC SALT. FUCK YOU

i think. you sent this to the wrong person. but im enamoured with your energy. you can have my metaphorical husband you deserve her

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look if chiropractics have helped you then i think that's great but i do think every chiropractor should be legally required to disclose the fact that the guy who invented it said he learned it from a ghost