6 Rules for Getting A Brazilian Wax

1. Take a shower. I don’t want to look at all the stuff you’ve collected down there. I don’t care about your hygiene, but don’t make me suffer through your lack of practice.

2. TAKE A PAIN KILLER! You’d be shocked at how many people go, “I can do that?” After I tell them. I recommend 800ml of ibuprofen. And no, alcohol doesn’t help and weed is a terrible idea.

3. Bring a friend. If it’s your first time, it’s nice to have someone hold your hand. There’s only so much comfort you cant get from me, a stranger. Your friend isn’t going to see the nitty-gritty, but they’ll help you with the moral support.

4. Tell me to stop. If you can’t handle it, please don’t make me torture you. I want you to come back, but if you feel like the Brazilian is going to be too much, there’s nothing wrong with just doing the bikini.

5. EXFOLIATION! If you want to look like you’ve had a case of herpes, don’t exfoliate. If you want terrible scarring and an awkward trip to the dermatologist to have them cut an abscess out of you, don’t exfoliate. If you don’t know what ‘exfoliating’ is, look it up. I don’t recommend doing it within the first 24 hours though, the area is WAY too sensitive.

6. Take care of your skin. This ties in with Rule #5. Just because your hair dresser washes your hair for you doesn’t mean you’re going to wait until your next appointment before you wash your hair again. Wash and scrub the area frequently, like you would your face. I highly recommend glycolic or salicylic post wax treatment to use DAILY.

PS - Don’t let ANYONE use strip wax on you. That stuff is outdated terrible torture.

*I am a California Licensed Esthetician. I just so happen to know what I’m talking about.

G. Austiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin ;)

self reflection is a good thing but too much self analysis is so exhausting. constantly questioning your own motives and how you're being perceived and whether or not you're being real and what's authentic leads to such a convoluted mentality like. u don't even know who you are cause you just end up being a case study and not a person. i just want to let myself move through the world for a moment

Afeni Shakur feeding baby Tupac

You never know if someone needs this. Reblog this, even if its not your ‘blog type’. Just do it.

Yes, please reblog

Do it. Now.

i sat here and thought about reblogging this or not but then i realized how many people feel suicidal, and i  have too its not dan and phil but i could honestly care less, bc i rather have someone not die then make sure i strictly stay to my ‘blog type’ 

Blog type doesn’t matter. Caring for people does.

I need this.

Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year

I need it

Even engaging in "bashing" the new person is messy in this situation. Your job as a good friend should be to validate that they are allowed to feel whatever it is their feeling but to help them move on from that feeling if it is unhealthy for them

the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression

pore.fam on ig

Tips for Getting What you Want out of Life

1. You need to begin by thinking about what you want your life to look like. It’s important to be concrete and specific here – not general and vague. Then, use that information to set clear goals for yourself.

2. Be confident and believe in yourself. There’s no reason why you shouldn’t have what other people have, or should be that individual you’d really like to be. If you’re willing to work hard, and to pay the price required, then you can have what you want and find the niche for you.

3. Keep your focus on your goal – don’t get sidetracked from your dream. You’ll have to keep on going and to push through trying times. Remember, the prize is worth the effort; you’ll be glad you persevered.

4. Don’t give into temptation to go for lesser goals, or to do something attractive that won’t lead anywhere. Don’t pretend that you’ll be happy if you give up on your dream. You’ll wish that you’d be stronger and looked at the “long-term”.

5. If you slip up – just get over it – and move on with your plan. It doesn’t mean it’s over. Get back on track again. The goal is too important to waste time on regrets. Your focus is the future, and what will take you there.

6. Recognise your weaknesses – and then plan to manage them. That way, you won’t be taken by surprise, and you’ll have some strategies.

7. Finish what you start, and don’t leave loose ends untied. You have to be committed, and thorough, to achieve. Being lazy or half-hearted will hamper your success.

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this year:

you should put you first. and not be upset with others when they put themselves first. you can’t want to be first in your life, and first in someone else’s life. that’s selfish. you have to make space for other people to prioritize their mental health and well being over you.

— Juansen Dizon, New Feelings

my mindset is changing and i just don’t want to be around certain things or people anymore

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

ehh what the hell

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

Money dog is my friend

Money dog is the shit

I believe in the money dog😀

I believe in the money 🐶

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

Just woke up 🙌🏿

Pplease😭🙏🏽

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

can’t not reblog the money dog

I wanna believe it, when I do get something then I’ll believe it

Prim and pathetic.

Don’t delete the caption. Don’t repost. Don’t get blocked.