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Nothing to See Here

@deegondragon

Just perusing memes, fandom and architecture

So a post I reblogged about no Dark Link in TotK being a missed opportunity got me thinking about how he could've been implemented:

You could find one of those journals in one of the Yiga outposts in the Depths talking about him. Here's how I think it could read:

Spotted the Hero in the Depths today. I attempted to approach while disguised as a member of the Zonai Survey Team.

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Bad idea. I was attacked immediately and viciously without hesitation. I barely escaped with my life!

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That... was not the Hero.

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Was that the Hero's Shadow spoken of in the old legends? It is said the Shadow would mirror the Hero's appearance and fighting skills... I believe it after that encounter.

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ATTENTION YIGA CLAN MEMBERS: If you spot this figure during your patrols, DO NOT APPROACH. This 'Shadow' will viciously attack anything and anyone that dares get near, even the Yiga Clan.

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Beware the Hero's Shadow.

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Glory to Master Kohga.

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  • Dark Link would be patrolling the Depths, and upon spotting you, he will chase you down and attack, similar to the Gloom Hands. But unlike the Gloom Hands, you cannot escape by climbing to high ground and waiting for him to vanish. He will simply teleport up to you.
  • You can either deal enough damage to him, which will make him leave and reappear elsewhere in the Depths (like how the Yiga flee when defeated), or you can teleport far enough away so he loses track of you. Thankfully, he will not follow you to the Surface.
  • If he spots you while you're wearing the Dark Link outfit, he will be temporarily confused, giving you very limited time to run away or hide before he figures it out and starts attacking you. Similar to the Lynel Mask.
  • Also while you're wearing the Dark Link outfit, the Yiga will not ambush you, because they think you're the Hero's Shadow.
  • Dark Link's number of hearts will match that of the player's, just like in OoT. The stronger you get, the stronger he gets too.
  • He would also have the smartest enemy AI in the game, besides Ganondorf himself:
  • He dodges any thrown items or arrows shot at him, which means he cannot be cheesed with bombs. He will simply hop out of the blast radius before it lands. You must fight him in close melee combat.
  • He will mirror your strikes perfectly if you fight him with a one-handed sword and shield. However, he only wields a sword and shield, meaning you can attack him more easily with a different weapon, like... oh I don't know... a two-handed hammer? 😉

I'm not entirely sure what he'd drop upon defeat... Maybe his sword and shield?

Anyway, those are my thoughts. I'd love to hear other ideas :)

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My thoughts!

  • He carries a leveled sword and shield, depending on your world level (similar to the way Silver bokos spawn instead of Reds). The first time you meet him, he's carrying a traveler's sword and shield. The second time, a feathered edge and kite shield, etc. All his swords are fused with Dark Shards, except for his final upgrade.
  • He's at his most dangerous when you get the Master Sword. He carries a dark version of the Hylian shield with a Gloom Toll effect (you lose a single gloom heart whenever you block with it, unless you do a perfect parry), and a blackened Master Sword that looks suspiciously like Ghirahim's.
  • Once he has the dark sword, he can shoot you out of trees/off of cliffs with a Master Sword beam.
  • Wearing Majora's Mask alerts him to your location. You have to decide whether you want to face that stone-covered Lynel, or risk an encounter with Dark Link.
  • Similar rumors in the Zonai Survey Team start surrounding Link, just like with Puppet Zelda's appearances.
  • A final fight against him at the very bottom of the Hyrule Castle Chasm, before you go into the tunnel with the Like-Likes and Horriblins. If you run past him, he shows up as a boss to beat in the War in the Depths of Hyrule; maybe with dark Sages to even it out, a la Astor's fight in Korok Forest in AoC.
  • Killing him doesn't actually grant you his sword, just something called a Dark Shard. Fusing it to a weapon gives it Gloom Toll, but also gives it the ability to shoot lasers like the Master Sword at any level.
  • He probably also drops a few dark clumps.
  • He has a haunting theme that he whistles along to as he patrols. It's a slowed down version of the original LoZ Game Over theme.
  • Whenever the camera is pointed at him, he always looks in your direction, even if he isn't in range to see you. If he IS in range, though, watch out.
  • His arm looks Zonai like Link's. Instead of giving him Ultrahand/Ascend/etc, however, it lets him dismantle any Zonai device you have with a wave of his hand. This catches people who are flying around the depths on hovercraft off-guard.
  • He can be temporarily distracted by a Silent Princess or a Sundelion. He'll pick it up, examine it, then crush it, making a glowing particle effect scatter from his hand into the breeze.
  • His teleport/death animation looks like he's breaking apart into poes that quickly scatter.
  • His health is restored if he stands on Gloom. He doesn't actively seek it out, though.
  • He can flurry rush your attacks just like Ganondorf can. He can't flurry rush a flurry rush, however.
  • If his pathing comes across water, he'll stop to crouch down and stare at it for awhile before moving on.
  • Light Dragon shards/talons/scales/etc dispel him instantly.
  • There's only one of him around at a time. He has a set path he follows that almost perfectly mimics the Light Dragon. This path is only deviated from if you wear Majora's Mask, after which he teleports near your location and runs to whatever coordinates you last stood on flat land while wearing it are.
  • If you have the Master Sword and are nearby, but hidden, his dark sword will make a Fi alert noise, then he'll go into search mode and look for you.
  • When he dies while holding the dark sword, he'll drop the shield, but the sword will scatter into red light with a similar sound/effect to when the Master Sword loses its power.
  • A red aurora follows him in the sky above. This prompts players into investigating, and serves as an early warning/way to locate once you know what he is. It's easy to miss if you aren't looking up.
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Anonymous asked:

why do you and others like vaccines so much?

not dying of preventable diseases is actually one of my favorite hobbies

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Because smallpox used to kill about 30% of everyone who caught it. The successful vaccine program run by the world’s medical community means that no one will ever die of smallpox ever again.

Because rabies is 100% fatal without a vaccine. No one needs to die of rabies ever again. It is entirely preventable.

Because 1-2 in 1000 who get measles, die. Vaccines let us contain outbreaks or fully wipe them out. There is no specific treatment for the disease once you have it. Your immune system either wins or you die.

We like vaccines because vaccines save lives and raise our standard of living.

My mother, now in her 70s, talks about how her mother wept for joy when her children received the polio vaccine. Because she didn’t have to be afraid of polio anymore.

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peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

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dont do this

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

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Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

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Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

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Best I can do with what I have (I'm at work rn)

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Oh that is a... fascinating smell

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Don't do this

i think i'll try this tomorrow actually, it can't be that bad, im sure ive made worse cursed foods before

some sobriety ideas

Listen to me.  If the weekend comes and you can’t stand the thought of not having your time filled with survival requirements and/or the idea of socializing un-anesthetized scares/freaks/weirds the fuck out of you? Go see a therapist and tell them that. Tell them that you can’t stand the thought of doing nothing. Or doing something for no reason other than enjoying it. Tell them you can’t relax without chemical help, be it socially or just in general.  It is not normal. Everyone doesn’t live that way. Even all the people you go drinking with on the weekend? Not all of them need it. But you? You can’t have time off without it. That’s not normal. Look. I’m not hating on social drinking. Before the pandemic, my favorite thing to do with my friends was go to a local brewery and try all the weirdest beer I could find. But when that wasn’t an option, I wasn’t destitute. Boy howdy though there were some people I knew who were. And more importantly, I’ve known people who got help. Some of them got therapy and some got on medication, and it was a world of difference. Some of them even can still drink and often do! But they aren’t driven to it by any need other than wondering what a beer that’s called “Girl From IPA-nena” tastes like.

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

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this post is transcendent

world heritage post