honestly this idea came from a rather strange dream but I liked the concept so much that I decided to bring it to light because the number of possibilities, plots, adventures and dangers that can arise from this crazy idea are innumerable. With characters so many things will be different as for example the huge division that will have the sweet kingdom (in this case two non-monarchical territories) the post-apocalyptic magic world, the elementals, things from the land of ooo, events, etc. etc. Anyway, I present you Adventure team! au (Horrendous name) …

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tony stark never adopted peter parker he blackmailed him into a battle with a bunch of adults and then ghosted him JUSTICE FOR AUNT MAY

sORRY, but it will never not be funny how when Thor: Ragnarok came out, people were going “yeah, Ticky Wicky, he really gets Thor, man, he loves the comics, he’s finally making a movie that’s faithful to Jack Kirby’s vision! Look, they showed a statue of Beta-Ray Bill for two whole seconds!” And then Tabby Whammo gave an interview about how he hated the comics and couldn’t relate to any of the characters and basically had zero insight into anything.

MCU fans were literally jizzing over a movie just because it had BRIGHT COLORS.

Honestly, in story Gage kind of makes it seem like Otto is using the brain damage as an excuse without it actually being the case.

I think I figured it out

The reason Thor: Ragnarok is so popular is the same reason Spider-Man: Homecoming took off by turning Peter Parker into a Miles Morales-flavored, vine-quoting Generic Gen Z Teen Superhero. And that is that Marvel basically stopped telling a Thor story and just parroted fandom’s crazily misinformed headcanon back at them, at the expense of the story really having anything to do with Thor or the four movies he’d already been in.

Ragnarok’s characterization is literally straight out of a fanfic in the worst way. Loki is a crazed supervillain who has killed thousands? Forget all that, now he’s just a wacky prankster who wants to be hugged. Odin is a wise but foolhardy ruler who makes mistakes but means well? Now he’s a problematic ogre who once was a brutal dictator, giving Loki the precious moral high ground over him. And Thor is a goodhearted but clumsy and idiotic oaf who Loki rolls his eyes at.

Really, I wouldn’t be surprised if they got rid of Jane and Sif to make it easier for the yaoi fangirls to ship Thor and Loki together. Note that they make a huge deal out of the new female lead being a lesbian so she can’t possibly stand in the way of brother-fucking. I mean, movie Valkyrie literally doesn’t have anything in common with her comic book counterpart, but she definitely sleeps with women, we can’t compromise on that. (Identity politics is a helluva drug.)

A few days ago, we kinda discussed fans ‘running the asylum,’ and I feel this is a good counter to that ‘the fanboy is always wrong’ discourse. A fan can, obviously, add extremely good or bad stories to the source material. Where you really go wrong is when you pander to a misinformed segment of the fanbase at the experience of the canon’s integrity. You wouldn’t let, like, a big Empire fan write a Star Wars story where the Stormtroopers are big humanitarians and Darth Vader donates every spare dime to charity and the Rebels are a bunch of sexist, racist terrorists, and by the same token, it’d be a bad idea to have a Star Wars creative type, fan or no, try to appeal to the Imperial fans by writing that.

Like, it’s pretty obvious Toboggan Waverly isn’t a Thor fan, but he was probably at least savvy enough to Google Thor, see the most common misinterpretations of the mythos, and realize “hey, if I just pander shit to these guys and throw in a social justice message so half-assed that my wonderful new heroine is literally an unrepentant slave trader, I’ve got it made.”

…Never in my life did I think the symbiotes from Venom’s 1990s minis would become relevant again…in a love letter to friggin Maximum Carnage of all stories!

I don’t know if this story will be good but like…I respect the sheer audacity it takes to commit to a story like this!

Carnage USA and Deadpool vs Carnage had em fam

All of them?

No Scream, she died in Remender’s Venom run.

when I complain that superhero comics in their current form are worse at dealing with mental illness and neurodiversity than perhaps any other type of art, I do grasp that context is important and that we should try to understand the contemporary ableism embedded in today’s comic book narratives as part of a slow learning process that mainstream media has been undergoing for several decades and also that, in many cases, great strides have been made.

but I’m also gonna be honest. this shit? this 50-year-old shit, here? this is still better than Heroes in Crisis. 

Fucking Identity Crisis is better than Heroes in Crisis. Any story that assumes that Wally fucking West would cover up a murder and fake his own death is 100000% trash

There is nothing funnier to me than poorly redrawn trollfaces made around the time everyone was mocking people who made rage comics

These takes are laughably bad

tbt SPAM03

The last image is the very first take on them in this au 

FUN FACT: Underfell was originally supposed to be “Underhell” but I think it was scrapped since there was already something tagged that, that had nothing to do with undertale . 

Underfell was named jokingly for the sake of the tag system 

the edge was pouring out my very pockets in 2015

god literally did not have to make me this horny

Venom

you, you get it

big fear: They will do Dark Avengers (cos we’ve seen the Goblin as Spider-Man’s villain before we need to be NEW) and so he is gonna be the Lex Luthor of the MCU and the next big bad

Wait a second, why not make him at least verse the avengers? Just as long as we keep his origin and correlation with Peter intact. This might be a bad example comics wise, but thor had his ACTUAL stepbrother as the 1st avengers mcu villain

Teen Titans #27 - “Let it All Out” (2019)

Is Damien still 10 or...?

found half of the village huddled in a writhing mass, i walked into them and my inventory was instantly filled with bread

i will admit that this texture pack is an acquired taste.

those are DEMONS

bread demons

i… what?

foot fetishists using their powers for good, not evil

have you ever seen something so ungrateful

Look at these white men being angry about black superheroes, gay aliens, pansexual merchants and lesbian archeologists and thieves

Black Panther fucking sucks, diversity aside. No one was complaining that they made nick fury black 7 years ago, it’s not the race, it’s the shitty, shitty characters

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