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is ur grandma holding a gun

So I used to have a Russian friend who had a pretty thick accent and like a lot of Russians tended to eschew articles. She would say things like “Get in car.” And stuff.

Well one day this asshole who had been kind of tagging along with us asks her why she talks like that because it makes her sound dumb and I still remember her response word for word.

“Me? Dumb? Maybe in America you have to say get in THE car because you are so stupid that people might just get in random car, but in Russia we don’t need to say that. We just fucking know because we are not stupid.”

One time I was proof reading a paper for a Russian student. As I was correcting her paper with her, the many mistakes in her grammar started weighing on her. I asked her what was wrong, and she said, almost sobbing,

“In Russian I am so intelligent and clear. In English I am like [an] idiot”

Respect to anyone trying to master a foreign language. I get so sad thinking about that student.

Full offense but people who make fun of someone else’s accent or belittle their limited vocabulary when they’re speaking a language not native to them are fucking disgusting and are just begging to be punched.

They’re speaking your language because you don’t know theirs. That’s not something they should be made fun of, it’s something that should be commended because learning a language is hard fucking work.

I hate people who do this so much.

this is so fucking funny to me (credit @havocs)

coming up with a design for Link’s sister based on her concept art from BotW, using bits of the father/uncle outfit

Keep thinking of her working as a smith for some reason, maybe also a potion maker who makes elemental elixirs to work in the forge or something

EDIT:

Here’s the concept art I was talking about

Tom Smith ~Bubblegum Bitch~ AMV

i hate how this is a shitpost, and yet so much time and effort went into producing it 

ho ho holy shit it’s december first (1st)

link!!

im waiting for a situation where i can use either of these but its taking too long so just have them

Yes I faked discord messages to prove gayhallmonitor ate a person alive when they didn’t. I’m sorry for engaging in call out culture and I don’t want to be run off of here

I’m getting the feeling that this entire website is an experiment to find a string of words that will kill someone instantly upon reading them and I think the experiment is almost over

what’s the canine equivalent of crackhead?

ASDLKSFJD CATNIP THIS WAS MEANT TO SAY CATNIP

this is the funniest 8 seconds of television that has ever aired like this show was something else

I choked aaand almost died on the t watching this.

HSHSHHAAHAHAHAKSKSK

I miss sleeping next to someone

fucking idiot doesn’t even know the clone jutsu lol

I hate how fucking funny this is

Is there a reason they are all wearing the same shirt???

Yes. If you’ve ever been to a college campus when the frat boys are out en masse, you will see they all wear the same clothes to be able to quickly identify each other in public. 

Getting Daisy finally in Smash means that we can recreate the moment she bitchslapped Bowser into fucking orbit