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@decafus

hot blond big tits jonathan sims (pfp is by @peachmarch3 on twitter!!)

horse dressed in traditional bishop attire it is adorned with a miter and chasuble but what is interesting in this image is that i cannot tell if the cross adorned piece of fabric around its neck is a proper pallium which would suggest this horse is not just a bishop but an archbishop and obtained a pallium from the pope which would mean that this is a truly sanctified horse

I love lying to kids. It's so fun. My coworker's daughter said she speaks 2 languages and I said I spoke 17,000 and she narrowed her eyes at me and was like "... no you don't" and it was the cutest thing.

The last time I saw her I told her I was a "half-magician" that can only do 50% of a trick, and I showed her how I can tear a piece of paper in two but can't make it come back together, and she got soooo annoyed with me. Absolutely adorable. Lying to children is the best