u know i like the 'last of his kind' backstory Martian Manhunter has sometimes (e.g. in the DCAU) but I also really like M'Gann so I'd like to propose:

- if left alone for a long enough period of time Martians can spontaneously reproduce

- she's his daughter

J'onn, showing up to a Justice League meeting: everyone, I have wonderful news. I am pregnant.

The rest of the League, who have many questions: that's?? great?? when is the baby due?

J'onn: right about now

The rest of the JL: say what

J'onn: here goes

*bloop*

M'gann, climbing fully formed out of his chest: hi guys!! I'm brand new!! :D

The rest of the JL: ..........................................what

bcos Martians are psychic they Absorb language & other information from their parent before they're born and this extends to like emotional connections w their parent's family so she comes out like !!!! it's you guys! the justice league! my dad told me all about you! I know all your names & I love you all already!! :D

& the rest of the league are like

...

Wonder Woman: You created a fully formed, combat ready child, which burst from your chest-

Martian Manhunter: Yes

Wonder Woman: if you don’t name her Athena I will become violent.

Martian Manhunter: unfortunately she has already chosen a name for herself

M'gann: i could have Athena for a middle name though!!

Wonder Woman: acceptable

someone signed too many contracts

DP x DC prompt #72

Now that Danny is the ghost king, he wants to create a bond with the people of his universe and sends an invitation asking for the people with the highest power on Earth. John Constantine misunderstands this and tells the Justice League that the Ghost King is requesting Earth's strongest fighters to a battle.

If we go with the "Throwing hands is how ghosts say hi" idea then Danny could be like "Look at them!!! They're so polite!"

Meanwhile the JL thinks that the Ghost King is happy for some other reasons (maybe they think he wants to kill them to add them to his armies, thinking he is Pariah Dark?)

Zuckerberg is in such better shape than Musk, and is trained in combat sports. This will be humiliating if Elon shows up

I think the rich should engage in bloodsport for the entertainment of the masses more often. Let's get Kissinger and Cheney into a ladder match.

“What News Story Are They Burying?”

Reminder that if a billionaire CEO does something outrageous in the news, this should always be your first question.

Today that news story is that Meta, Zuckerberg’s company, is blocking all news content in Canada for Facebook and Instagram due to a new law requiring compensation to news publishers. Facebook is using its vast resources to apply public pressure to stop the laws of a foreign government and protect its profit margins. And they are getting sued by Malaysia.

bf admitted he likes being bossed around which is insanely funny considering 1) my mom always told me id never find a partner bc i can be bossy (just comes built in being the oldest sibling also Literally got it from her. also im a virgo not my fault) 2) i was asking him because i was worried i was doing it unconsciously (i try my best not to be) but then he was like no keep doing it i like it

to be fair he has had the same concerns about him being blunt or getting moody/grumpy over little things (which i just find cute honestly and i like having problems to solve anyway) so i gues sits like. normal. when you love someone to worry that theyll see all your “ugly” traits up close and personal but the thing is love makes those things well. beloved. at the very least theyre endearing and funny.

I HATE YOU SUPREME COURT!!!

Not really that surprising, sadly, that the LGBTQ content in Nimona probably/definitely contributed to Disney deciding to permanently shelve it despite the film being around 75% complete.

Hell yeah and fuck disney!

Complete and better than anything Disney has put out in years.

Better than any film Disney has put out anyway

I would say Owl House is just as good as Nimona is <3 

OPLA strawhats and their fluffy captain!

“Cause I only have snake eyes, for you...”🐍

A little ressst, in between takesss, on the ssset of Good Omens Parody. 🎬

An older sketch (that I also used for my blog icon) of early cw Obi-Wan gifting Ahsoka a cloak post battle.

Really wish the clone wars delved more into their relationship, what with Ahsoka being assigned to Obi-Wan before Anakin.

Hear Me Out: The older the ghost the bigger they get. Clockwork is an Ancient, and even then he’s as old as time, older than most other Ancients. He is massive, like almost world-serpent big. Now usually he takes on a more human-sized form (he doesn’t want to scare the lil newborn space ghost halfa after all), but imagine now if someone grabs Danny, if someone legitimately hurts him. (Maybe GIW, maybe someone else, who knows) Suddenly they’re not having to just deal with a lil baby man, but also a Giant F8ckin’ ghost that could eat an entire house easily and is not happy with them at all. 

My cartoon for yesterday’s @guardian books.

From The New Anecdota Americana, 1944

diversity win! this farmer is poly

knowing enough about ships to be able to tell when a movie tall ship set is Bad is so distracting like when they're all standing on a deck that's way too big & empty and there aren't nearly enough ropes or curves or anything. like unfortunately ships are characters to me so it's like the same uncanniness as if they put a cardboard cutout instead of a guy

This, and forever being annoyed by cheesy bad art that shows a ship with every inch of canvas set (because that's the only reference picture the artist has ever seen) either 2 feet away from a beach/a lee shore, or sailing during a violent storm like that.

Tragically, the whole crew died instantly before they could shorten sail.

Tragically, the whole

crew died instantly before

they could shorten sail.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

So I also got wrenched (gently) back into the Danny Phantom fandom from all the DC crossovers. How fun- Anyway, I am stuck on Clockwork being a parental figure to Danny because honestly I am weak to non-human found family. 

ive just been born into the world what are some good games for beginners

this one won goty five yrs in a row and i heard its got awesome ratings

Tier List

S Tier: Green Line - High up and long circular motions are the sauce. Absolute banger.

A Tier: Blue Line - Nothing special in terms of line structure, but the texture on the beads are what make this one so great

B Tier: Yellow Line - The Right Angled motions are honestly mesmerizing

C Tier: Orange Line - The Vertical Up and Down motions can be fun but it just comes across as clunky

F Tier: Red Line - What are you even doing

are you fucking kidding me the red line beads are a FAR more compelling texture than the blue line. “oh but the red line is booring.” the appeal is in how it interacts with and highlights the other lines you philistine. without the red line there’s no cohesion at all. read a book.

Literally hop off. Red doesn’t even use gravity as an element in the main route. Orange is one of the only three lines (with green and yellow) to actually use gravity to add complexity to the route, and is honestly an underrated pick. Have fun playing “push left” simulator with red. Idiot.

via @wrenrouge

Ugh, look at @nfirr not knowing anything about color theory.

I'm playing minecraft and I'm thinking of those "affirmations" meme pages they have for colleges but for minecraft. So it's things like "These diamonds are NOT directly over lava" "I CAN open this ancient city chest without summoning the warden" "This block does NOT contain a silverfish" "I will NOT step on the pressure plate in the middle of the desert pyramid secret room" "My bees will NOT kill me" and i can't even describe how funny it is to me

"I will NOT punch this villager trying to trade with him"

HI LET’S SHARE NICOLE’S WORDS ON THE SUBJECT! 

It has been literal years but every time I see Martin’s tweets posted somewhere and his word is shared as truth while her post is not shared it sort of reiterates the fact that we trust men to speak about feminism more than we believe women who experience it. 

Interesting, innit? https://medium.com/@nickyknacks/working-while-female-59a5de3ad266

Reading her account of how their boss treated her blows me away. Men are so emboldened that they will literally admit to illegal discrimination casually and face no consequences.

In all the years of seeing this post I’ve never seen a link to her side. Didn’t even know she’d written one.

Adding screenshots of her post. His whole post is there without needing a link. Hers should be, too.

Also, she posted this is 2017! It’s fucking 2020 and I’ve seen his side of this for years, but it took 3 years for her side to make its way to my dash…

I’ve reblogged his story at least twice; it’s time for Nicole’s.

It’s 2023 and i just now learned that Nicole’s response was also out there