Today I learned you can slam your Miis onto the floor

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

i love monks in dnd because the guy on the battlefield armed with only his fists doesn't seem very threatening until he starts sprinting toward you at 69 miles per hour

The bisexual energy radiating off of this video is enough to cause fissures ...

They gave him options...I know they about to split his ass like an appetizer my god

sent an ass pic to a guy visiting from england and got the most unwaveringly british response

Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

i get that i can expect to see the “unreality” tag a lot on my stuff. i post a lot of weird eldritch shit and even when i post something that isn’t it’s still deeply steeped in my nonsense.

but i’m fucking losing my mind at how even my posts that are correct and true will be tagged that. fatal incuriosity is inescapable when you’re me.

my “a coin is a three sided object. never forget that.” post earned an unreality tag at one point

i’m sorry but maybe you’re not the best watchdog for what’s real and what isn’t, champ. i think being the arbiter of reality requires at least a basic understanding of 3d space.

tumblr users experiencing “unreality”

i once posted the south up map in here and someone tagged it unreality… buddy that’s the earth……..

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

Babe come to the kitchen I made your favourite meal (oil fire)

now THIS.

This is yuri

And THIS.

This is yaoi

reddit is still free. also tbh good riddance for the op

all quiet in a western font

Listen.

The average American in the early 90s did not have the context to see Earring Magic Ken as gay.

And there was no internet to spread the idea.

Sure, gay people and gay adjacent people saw it, but most people--and especially kids--just saw it as Cool Guy Like On MTV, with a necklace that could hold charms like Earring Magic Barbie (and Midge) earrings

and yeah, those Cool Guys On MTV may very well have been gay, but, again, the average American did not have the context to see that.

(I was in college at the time and did not have the context to see it, and I saw nothing indicating any outrage over the doll, and I was very actively a Doll Person then, too)

When people don't know what they don't see, they don't get outraged, y'know?

I mean, people looked at Rob Halford in gay fetish leathers in the early 1970s and thought "ooh what a cool look for this new heavy metal stuff!", to the point that just about every other metal band adopted the look while many sang about, shall we say, extremely heterosexual subject matter

and that's absolutely not saying that homophobia didn't exist

just that people back in the dark days before the internet weren't always able to understand what they were seeing

(incidentally, when Halford came out in 1998, people were surprised.)

The original post made someone so angry because they thought I was saying that homophobia didn't exist in the early 1990s

instead of "homophobia was so rampant that gay people had to let other gay people know they existed through coded signals the straight homphobes wouldn't pick up on and possibly punish them for"

Do you remember? Boys could have one earring, never two. And which ear mattered. Right ear? Cool dude, maybe has done A Drug, probably would never talk to me (a nerd). Left ear? Gay. That was the middle school discourse.

IM F***ING DEAD?????

well Tim Curry is not

First humans ever to leave the solar system suddenly drop out of communications and the ship can't be found with any equipment. After one month of no contact their home countries start reluctantly holding funerals for the space heroes only for them all to turn up, healthy, well fed and extremely disoriented, in the middle of Tokyo, talking about alien abduction. Turns out that aliens found the poor humans straying out of their solar system, presumably lost, and took them to Alien Wildlife Rehabilitation before dumping them back in the middle of their native habitat.

#bonus points if none if the crew are Japanese#aliens just dropped where they thought was best

I literally just googled "city with the highest population"

I’ll bet they have cool new tattoos that turn out to be tracking devices too. Just in case these spirited individuals try to make another break for it.

... do the tats make them stupid popular, like that time scientists gave birds tracker anklets and it accidentally made them ultra fuckable

Let’s say yes. Those alien scientists are learning so much, and none of it is accurate.

whos gonna win?  assassin’s creed valhalla kid or cyberpunk 2077 kid

Let these poor devs go home to thier families so they can remember what children look like