after u are my coworker for a full year I will finally be comfortable enough around u to unprompted tell u the entire extended plot including cinematography choices of a deeply fucking weird horror movie I saw once

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More of vtm madness, my elder daeva im preparing for a session

this barbie refuses to die!

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BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

EVIL DEAD RISE (2023) dir. Lee Cronin

Cassandra Peterson

I can hear this in his voice.

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Imagine: horror movie characters comfort you after an IBS attack

Ash Williams:

Damn baby that ass can SHIT! I think IBS makes you 10 times more groovy 😏 gimme some sugar baby

Herbert West:

I may be a doctor, but that doesn’t mean I’m a gastroenterologist. I advise you see someone else to help you with your.... issue.

Ghost Face:

That poop hurt my girl???? I’m gonna stab it to death!!! Ghost face style

Freddy Krueger:

Ermm I haven’t seen any nightmare on elm street movies yet so I don’t know what he’d say sorry :((

Jason Vore Hes:

*starts shitting in solidarity*

sometimes life is hard being a werewolf but you always got your gf

Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit

i dont even know man

If dracula busted inside you he'd call it a screampie or some shit

He'd say im gonna edraculate