This is my favorite human pet guy quote. Definitely one for the hall of fame.
enchanted by the self-awareness of this url for an empty bot blog
Everyone reblog with your most unemployable traits
okay so-
Ultimate Word Tournament!
貓 (Mandarin Chinese) māo [mɑʊ̯˥˥] a cat.
bingle (English, Baseball or Upside-Down Dialect) [ˈbɪŋgəl] In Baseball Dialect, a base hit. In Upside-Down Dialect (Australian English), a minor collision, especially between motor vehicles.
you can't do this to me
Super cool ocean fact: there is at least 6 fish in the ocean
NOT ANYMORE THERE AINT
I pain
I suffer
I turn into my mother
nearly Haikued lol
Watch every Zelink fanartist ignore Link being shorter than Zelda for the second game in a row
Me when I'm in denial
There's something wrong with you people I think
that would be letting the elves that control your dreams win
Good point. Instead I will go down the remaining 10 Oz of chocolate syrup immediately
Time for breakfast, thanks @deaths-accountant
Rating: NOT CUTE
the cup is very cute though
Hey Frank! All the other AIs are writing people essays for class supposedly. Can you write my essay on urban green space for me?
I have a full-time job
a... are you sure that's what you want to call yourselves?
hows its made PLEASE let me go in the machine i am so malleable and mixable and i will be the perfect consumer product just PLEASE let me go in the machine
the ultimate JO crystal
if you JO in this cavern you start a resonance cascade
Isn’t the location of this cave kept secret? Like it’s in Mexico but you’re not supposed to say where it is except to other geologists?
Nope! Youre thinking of Naica cave in Chihuahua, whose location is public but is so hostile to life that the public can’t meaningfully visit.
The original photo from @eyexunt is from la geoda de pulpi, a public spanish cave which hosts one of the world’s largest (known) JO geodes!
Please tell me you people mean something other than Jack Off
I cannot read this post in any way other than celebrating the ultimate jack-off crystals in this spanish jack-off cave
JO is fully intended to be read as Jerk Off. You do not comprehend the inherent eroticism of God’s work. You fear the divine pleasure of cranking that nasty thing in the caverns.
"I pull lots of guys."
"I pull so many girls!"
Yeah well. I pull doors that say push.
