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Important question: so if you can't get away with posting pictures of hot werewolf dong, can we at least get more pictures of your cute pet cats?
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This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.
This text thread brought us into a new age
I would have been such a faggy lil caveboy, they'd be like "grug come learn hunt and throw spear now" and id be like waaaa no let me pick berry with old gran. I'm the best berrypicker and all the elders love me and are soso sad seeing me cry getting dragged off to do hunting.
At dark around the fire, uup the wise would say some shit like "different flower bloom different way, let grug bloom" and everyone would be like "aaaaaa thog see now, thank you uup the wise." so next day im allowed to pick berry and seed with old gran again and she lets me eat the juiciest ones (o^－^o)
Seein' too many Twitter refugees asking if they'll get in trouble for saying "kill yourself" to people and while no, you're not gonna get nuked from orbit, that is maybe something you just shouldn't be doing in general perhaps?? Maybe telling people to kill themselves is bad actually?? Some of y'all are wild, why is the first thing you can think to ask on a new platform if you can send one of the worst kinds of harassment to people?? Grow tf up and learn how to use the block button. It'll do wonders for your mood, trust me.
"It's a joke!"
Like the eclipse crest looks just like the dark sign of dark souls and even fits the "keeping destined death away" vibe but i doubt they're not going to touch on this more later
In particular the fact that an eclipse is a "protective" star of soulless demigods.
So bullshit what they did to Jeanne
Wait hold on what situation would I need this emoji for. Mike Wazowski when pain
I don't care what the games want me to think or how they treat Jeanne she's still the Vergil of the series to me. Anything Bayonetta does Jeanne could do and probably faster and more brutally
Btw much as I love to make fun of twitter and reddit's business decisions, I have 0% trust in tumblr's management to not go a similar route so this is your gentle reminder that you should regularly go to your blog settings to export your blog. That's a fancy way of saying you can download a backup of your blog so if everything goes down you'll still have a backup of your posts & convos.
It's funny that they use Jeanne lookalikes to imply the girls Morgana sent into the forest because Jeanne would've destroyed
Cereza: I can't kill Cheshire to help this random boy
Me: Well that's fair I guess
Morgana: Kill that fucking demon so my son can be free
Me: Come on Cereza kill that fucking demon so her son can be free
One thing I really wonder about with the Elden Ring dlc coming is the way the demigods all seem like they might still be alive. All of them continue talking after they've perished, their words echoing in the air; this may be a "death is obviously weird in Elden Ring" thing more than that they're "alive" per se, but the way the scarlet aeonia spell says Malenia "will" become a true goddess and the devourer's scepter says it "will one day become the very symbol of the Lord of Blasphemy" combined with Rykard at least definitely kind of still being there and his comment about how he won't be held captive. Well all together it makes for a "what's up with this" vibe.
EDIT: Oh and of course the mausoleums and everything there. Housing soulless demigods that aren't technically dead? The concept that an eclipse can bring their souls back? I know there's a dark souls reference with the eclipse and the sunlight shields, but I still feel like that'll be dlc relevant.
#like the tarnished is functionally immortal thanks to grace#me vs elden ring#possibly more powerfully than normal given that we may be the only ones with it?#I try not to overthink 'why are we immortal and no one else is' because game mechanic#demon's souls and bloodborne have good answers to this question; dark souls is a bit more vague#elden ring though. You're the only tarnished that still sees the guidance of grace; implying you're extra actively blessed#like in dark souls 1 and 2 you're the determined bastard who finally makes it without losing their minds#and I guess that's somewhat the same for 3.#but. Actually I'm not sure about Elden Ring's functional immortality at all#especially as far as the demigods go. Marika *should* have lived forever. Killing her (+Radagon) requires a lot#the rune of death must be unbound#but before that happens do the demigods really die?#and then there's a 'spirit world' possibly. All fhe different types of death/afterlife systems. Living in death. Etc.
“Fret not, Father, we have no need of thy flail. ‘Tis only the flame, quivering at misguided Ash. Please avert thine eyes. I will snuff out these ashes for good.”
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I need to warm back up into painting, so…here’s a kind of messy piece of Sister Friede from the Dark Souls III: Ashes of Ariandel DLC!